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from the snipits i saw i think the other contestants treated aporlingly! wot a bunch of [Edited]! i think she is all right and defo wouldnt kick her out of bed if she farted! and think her nose is pretty cute! so your not that weird!

weird init

thats a top sight mate!

anyone know any good sites with clear diagrams of shore rigs? as i wont to widen my arsenal of rigs, as i only ever yous a paternoster or running rig! cheers in advance if anyone can help!

when i was a good bit younger! fishing the beach at night on my own i convinced my self that the sploosh splooshing of the wave on the other side of a break water i was fishing was infact a dead body! i packed up and was off! weird isnt it you know its irrational but some how it takes a grip! have a bit more control of my imagination thes days (probly down to giving up the canabis lol) fish alone most of the time this is due to non of my mates being into fishing more than anything! tho do prefer it when i drag one along or take my nephew! just coz it makes a chaing

didnt it stink?

was gana group together with a few friends to get one but was told they need a regular service and the parts ar realy expensive!

get down to devon or cornwall, south wales, great fishing and if its the summer you could be abroud!

A chav walks into the jobcentre, marches up to the counter and says, alright, im looking for a job! The man behind the counter replies, Well, wev just got a listing from a millionaire who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac dougter. youll have to drive round in a Mercedes, uniform provided. becouse of the long hours, meals will be provided, and youll also be required to escort the young lady on her holidays.The salary starts at 200k! pa The chav says, YOUR BULL***TING ME!!! the man say, WELL YOU STARTED IT!

Q.WOT DO YOU CALL A 30 YEAR OLD CHAV GIRL A.GRANNY Q. WOT DO YOU CALL A CHAV IN A SUIT A.THE DEFENDANT Q.WHY AR CHAVS LIKE SLINKIES A. THEY HAVE NO REAL USE BUT ITS GREAT TO WATCH ONE FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS Q WOT DO YOU CALL A 100 CHAVS AT THE BOTTOM OF A RIVER A, A START Q.WOTS THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN A CHAV GIRL AND A CHAV BOY A.THE GIRL HAS A HIGHER SPERM COUNT Q.WHY IS 3 CHAVS GOING OVER A CLIFF IN A NOVA A SHAME A. A NOVA HAS 4 SEATS Q. WHY DID THE CHAV CROSS THE ROAD A. TO START A FIGHT WITH A RANDOM STRANGER FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER

exactly wot i was thinking!be more impressed if he used his finger for the demo!

lol that is messed up!

i think im gana chuck!!!!!

i take it the goggles ar just for the drama of it! lol

i think back stabbers ballroom would be more appropriat

cheers chaps! is ther any thing i should know about striking into them!

i know this is a bit premature but ther is some good smooth hound fishing to be had off my local peir in the summer! but havnt the foggiest idea about tactics and bait etc! i know the rod has to be pritty poky to control the fish and stop it crashing into the peirs struts! but thats about all! thanks in advance for any help lads!

arr and just think you could of still met matt hayes lol! way better off on arran mate i promise! any chicks with ya ? the cold the wet nows the time to strike

old service men dont go to bed they fade away ! ;-] the rascist term deleted was in relation to the dessert born or califfe or sheriff, sultan, nomad arab ! as in the cloth they wear on ther head traditionaly to keep the desert heat from the back of ther necks! no disrespect meant! infact the arabs i know find that comment far from insulting! (as in the same way a german calling your grandad Tommy would get the hump?) just depends on how you say it i think? and in what structure ! no disrespect meant!

great stuff next time we have a pop at another 3rd world country! we will be popping ballons with 1000,000 worth of ordanance! great stuff! i want one! just for the chaos u could make! at air shows? light a car tire next to one a few mile away on a flight path!

hi mate god loves you (alakaleem!) move fast (imshee!) inshala (and may you have fortune on your travels god be with you) not actualy the insult you were arfter was it lol! but a [racist term deleted - John S] would have me in for tea with that greeting!, probly give me his wife and a camel! (ciggy that is). You obviously spent too much time on the targets and not much in the class room mate! lol just messing with ya mate! (remember the chant) im not the target! im not the target! lol

ALAKALEEM! IMSHEE INSHALA! LOL

most of the euros fish with poles! (hence the long rods) your on a marina mate, go for float gear with bread flake as bait on a num 6 sliding float set up! and bread mash as ground bait introduce small hand fulls every few casts! altenative would be mackrel or squid strip on a num 6 hook! fresh water kit is ideal for this type of fishing and will give you max sport! light line (as in between 6 and 10 lb) have fun with the hords of mullet, (gar and macky with the thin fish strip) on this set up! and whack out a chunky bait on a pennel with a heavy set up! just taking these 2 set ups has seen me get sport of some kind on most of the balarics ive been to! harbours and marinas ar easy as the euros dont have much of a clue as far as tactics go and most boats just chuck ther food waste in the water (hence loads of mullet and bait fish for the gar)! when u land that first big mullet expect to be surrounded with the local anglers!

over head cast on a peir is bloody lethal mate! the peir i fish (worthing) its bannned for good reason in the day anyway! putting a 3oz grappler between the eyes of some old dear that came out of know were dosnt bear thinking about! only fish off the peir becouse its a structure! no fish under your feet (as in i cant hit them with an under arm) give me the beach anyday!

well its just i didnt think islam were a great fans of ar porky pals in the first place, let alone letting them put ther dirty trotters on holy ground! bloody hell you do R,E at school mate? perhaps the boer should of read a bit too!