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Norrie

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Norrie

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> Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.

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> One broom was, of course, the bride broom. The other the groom broom.

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> The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

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> The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom "I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!!!"

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> "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.

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> Are you ready for this!!?

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> Brace yourself; this is going to hurt...

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> "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER

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In sleep every dog dreams of food,and I, a fisherman,dream of fish..

Theocritis..

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Groan. That one is really, really, really, really bad Norrie.

 

Loved it.

 

:D:D

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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