Happy Valentines Day Darling ...

[FearTheHands]

[John Ellison]

I wasn't even able to go out and buy one of those this year. It would have got lost in the 'get well soon' and son's '18th' cards anyway. Joan knows I love her, why else would I let her look after me hand and foot in 'my darkest hour'. The doctor says it may be a week before I can even walk to the garden gate

[Elton]

I would love to have been able to get hold of a real one of those

[bluezulu]

do aldi's do there own cards?

[blindog]

What aboot COSTCUTTER 11.

[Zigs]

Elton:

I would love to have been able to get hold of a real one of those    

Elton, it's Zig's missus here - have a word with him; he used to do a roaring trade in 'real' miniature Rizla packet earrings complete with papers, and 18 years ago he was regularly embarrassing the teenage checkout staff in KwikSave with home-made 'own brand' No Frills Condoms!

[Zigs]

arrrrrrrrrrrrrr, mrs becky has hijacked me, shes right though

[argyll]

I tried the pound shop but they were all too expensive