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Chris Goddard Member

Chris Goddard

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"Hur, hur, he posted it twice, the silly little twonk "

 

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It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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John S Member

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Damn, too late :rolleyes:

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Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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Yes, you have haven't you

 

[ 16. May 2004, 11:29 AM: Message edited by: John S ]

John S

Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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Oi John S just sent you a private message and suggest you read it.

Far to graffick to post in front on sensitve folk like Nurse jduith.

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Not too good at the insults,still trying to understand the southern softies post(Chesters1) :confused:

 

So thought I would try the sexist approach,tin hat/flac jacket at the ready.

 

 

How to Shower Like a Man

 

 

1. Sit on the edge of the bed and take off the underwear you've walking around the house in all morning. Leave them on the floor.

 

 

2. Walk to bathroom wearing a towel. If you see your wife along the way, flash her.

 

 

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Pat your beer belly with affection as if it was a great achievement. Suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (No.)

 

 

4. Turn on the water.

 

 

5. Check for pecs again. (Still no.)

 

 

6. Get in the shower.

 

 

7. Don't bother to look for a washcloth. (You don't use one.)

 

 

8. Spend 5 minutes soaping your body and rinse.

 

 

9. Spend 15 minutes washing your crotch and surrounding area.

 

 

10. Wash your rear end.

 

 

11. Shampoo your hair, do not use conditioner.

 

 

12. Make a shampoo mohawk.

 

 

13. Open the door and look at yourself in the mirror, giggle.

 

 

14. Pee.

 

 

15. Repeat #9, because it felt good.

 

 

16. Rinse off and get out of the shower.

 

 

17. Pick up the towel and sniff it. If it smells okay, go ahead and dry off with it. If it doesn't smell okay, holler to your wife to find you a clean one.

 

 

18. Return to the bedroom wearing the towel; if you pass your wife, flash her.

 

Juidth

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AKA Nurse Jugsy ( especially for newt)

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