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for some reason they decided to catch the train to Birmingham to worship this new fangled god called Steve Bruce who said ........

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AKA Nurse Jugsy ( especially for newt)

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no said goldie i`m sick of footy i`d rather be a traffic warden in peru!

so steve bruce waved good bye to our two heroe`s who decided to..............

 

 

quiet tonight juuuuuuuds where are they all?

 

[ 24. July 2004, 10:42 PM: Message edited by: bluezulu ]

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but were diverted by roadside billboard "join the army "it said and had an impressive picture of camo clad herrings ,Goldie noticed a small line at the bottom "open to all species" "right" said Goldie "Lets go"....

 

[ 24. July 2004, 10:52 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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Dave decided it might be best if they had a holiday,so they went into the nearest travel agents and said I want a cheap holiday for 2 ,me and the fish ,the nice young lady said....

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"i`m sorry sir" she whispered " we cant take HIS kind" closer she leaned "he is an abnormal colour for a squid" goldie violently protested....

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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