Storytime

[chesters1]

the dustbin ,no the black thing he saw was...

[MickJ]

a stealth fighter and the pilot had left the keys in the ignition and the engine running.....

[chesters1]

so he told the nice chap in the tower and the pilot was severly told off :mad: no the black thing was blackie the grass carp up for sale like bricabrac then he..

[bluezulu]

had a nice carp supper!

yum,yum i did`nt know grass carp was so delicious said dave. it is rather nice said goldie.

stop right this minute said dave, you can`t eat that!

why said goldie!

cuz if you eat it it means that your a cannibal!

?????? oh what the hell said dave.

when they had finished there meal our two heroes decided to have a look around dundee high street and when they got there they could`nt............

[chesters1]

understand the language ,they used sign language and discovered after waking up in the gutter it was Glasgow NOT Dundee and they had used the wrong dialect ,the mistake they discovered was signing "show me where the nightlight is please" is really "OI jimmy yer mothers a tart you soft poofter" in Glasgow .They then hurridly left and went....

[SharSam]

home.

[bluezulu]

when they arrived home they...............

[kendo]

put a pinky and perky album on soon they were both.......

[bluezulu]

dancing cheek to cheek, then dave put his hand down..........................

[kendo]

and the other one up hay this is fun they danced and dance until eventually they both.......