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Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk


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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

 

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon

 

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

 

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious Transubstantiate

 

 

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

 

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

 

And Yet Another Reason Not To Drink

 

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Be good and you will be lonely.
~ Mark Twain

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