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Chris Goddard

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POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD

 

An illegal immigrant in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.

The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.

 

A state wide manhunt ensued.

 

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun.

After he shot at them, SWAT team officers open fired and hit the guy 68 times.

 

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they shot the

poor undocumented immigrant 68 times. Sheriff Grady Judd told the

Orlando Sentinel:

 

Talk about an all-time classic answer...

 

 

"Because that was all the ammunition we had."

Chris Goddard


It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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Alan Stubbs

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The mayor of Hiroshima 'What the hell was that?'

Ayrton Senna 'Who put that wall there?'

Josef Goebels 'Adolf, have you seen this gas bill?'

This is a signature, there are many signatures like it but this one is mine

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"What the F**K was that?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Mayor of Hiroshima

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Pisces mortui solum cum flumine natant

You get more bites on Anglers Net

 

 

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Newt

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"There aren't any indians around here".

General George Armstrong Custer just before the Battle of the Little Bighorn

" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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JV44

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John Lennon that's not a real gun.....

Titanic look out..There are no Icebergs round here .

 

And a proper one just for Newt

 

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve. ... "'A Terrible Resolve'". Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto in what must be one of the biggest understatements ever

We are not putting it back it is a lump now put that curry down and go and get the scales

have I told you abouit the cruise control on my Volvo ,,,,,,,bla bla bla Barder rod has it come yet?? and don`t even start me on Chris Lythe :bleh::icecream:

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You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk.

 

Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.

Ian

 

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you"

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Education, education, education. labour party

 

tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime. labour party

 

I have decided to do away with the 10% tax band. Labour party or was it brown

 

we are imposing an undemocratic constitution on you. Should have been the labour party

 

(silence)

 

darling on telling us the vat is going back up, left it to the vat office. Just wondering what other supprises he's gonna have for us after christmas

 

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Free to choose apart from the ones where the trust poked their nose in. Common eel. tope. Bass and sea bream. All restricted.


New for 2016 TAT are the main instigators for the demise of the u k bass charter boat industry, where they went screaming off to parliament and for the first time assisting so called angling gurus set up bass take bans with the e u using rubbish exaggerated info collected by ices from anglers, they must be very proud.

Upgrade, the door has been closed with regards to anglers being linked to the e u superstate and the failed c f p. So TAT will no longer need to pay monies to the EAA anymore as that org is no longer relevant to the u k . Goodbye to the europeon anglers alliance and pathetic restrictions from the e u.

Angling is better than politics, ban politics from angling.

Consumer of bass. where is the evidence that the u k bass stock need angling trust protection. Why won't you work with your peers instead of castigating them. They have the answer.

Recipie's for mullet stew more than welcomed.

Angling sanitation trust and kent and sussex sea anglers org delete's and blocks rsa's alternative opinion on their face book site. Although they claim to rep all.

new for 2014. where is the evidence that the south coast bream stock need the angling trust? Your campaign has no evidence. Why won't you work with your peers, the inshore under tens? As opposed to alienating them? Angling trust failed big time re bait digging, even fish legal attempted to intervene and failed, all for what, nothing.

Looks like the sea angling reps have been coerced by the ifca's to compose sea angling strategy's that the ifca's at some stage will look at drafting into legislation to manage the rsa, because they like wasting tax payers money. That's without asking the rsa btw. You know who you are..

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After dinner Lady Astor presided over the pouring of coffee. When Churchill came by, she glared and said. "Winston, if I were your wife, I'd put poison in your coffee." "Nancy," Churchill replied to the acid-tongued woman, "if I were your husband, I'd drink it."

 

 

 

Bleeding heart liberal pinko, with bacon on top.

 

 

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