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So, How Many Offensive Weapons Do You Own?


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I'm assuming that it was used in an offensive way to be described as such :o

 

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My big-game rods, held at the top end, would make a very effective stand-in for a shillelagh :rolleyes: .

At the other extreme, a small whip could double as a foil.

 

I think anything could be classed as an "offensive weapon" in the appropriate context, including your bare hands - after all, any self-respecting commando is capable of killing someone bare-handed.

 

 

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I have had several offensive girl friends does that count?

 

 

Maybe, but you have to turn the phrase "having an offensive weapon on your person" on its head!

 

 

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World species 471 : UK species 105 : English species 95 .

Certhia's world species - 215

Eclectic "husband and wife combined" world species 501

 

"Nothing matters very much, few things matter at all" - Plato

...only things like fresh bait and cold beer...

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I'm assuming that it was used in an offensive way to be described as such :o

 

http://www.hartlepoolmail.co.uk/news/Fishi...arge.6599568.jp

 

my rod is far from offensive however asking stupid questions bankside often receives an offensive response

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I think maybe there is a clue in the report......"during a fracas"

 

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I once witnessed a teenager launch a pike lure towards another teenager. Got him straight through the ear lobe! :o

 

I always wanted to use Pike as an offensive weapon. I think it would be funny when the passer by stops and says ''Oh my! Is that from in here'' (Clearly no knowledge of angling or what it is)

 

Just to shout ''AHHHH ITS GOING TO ATTACK US RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!''

 

Or Bark and run :lol:

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