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The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts flipping through family photos and reminiscing.

 

"This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would have been 24 now."

 

The other mother replies, "Yes, I remember him as a baby."

 

The first mother says, "He's a martyr now."

 

"Oh... That's so sad, my dear."

 

Then the first mother flips to another picture." And this is my second son, Abdul. He would be 21."

 

"Oh, I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."

 

The first mother sighs, "He's also a martyr."

 

"Oh gracious me!!" says the second mother.

 

And this .... this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18 this year."

 

"Why... yes" says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school!"

 

"He's also a martyr." the first mother says. She sobs. Her eyes fill

with tears.

 

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos, gently lays her hand on the first woman's shoulder and says:

 

 

 

You READY for this??

 

 

 

 

You WILL like it!

 

 

 

 

"They blow up so fast, don't they?" :P

Chris Goddard


It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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Ohhh thats a bit riskay.

 

 

:bigemo_harabe_net-163: :bigemo_harabe_net-163: :bigemo_harabe_net-163:

Free to choose apart from the ones where the trust poked their nose in. Common eel. tope. Bass and sea bream. All restricted.


New for 2016 TAT are the main instigators for the demise of the u k bass charter boat industry, where they went screaming off to parliament and for the first time assisting so called angling gurus set up bass take bans with the e u using rubbish exaggerated info collected by ices from anglers, they must be very proud.

Upgrade, the door has been closed with regards to anglers being linked to the e u superstate and the failed c f p. So TAT will no longer need to pay monies to the EAA anymore as that org is no longer relevant to the u k . Goodbye to the europeon anglers alliance and pathetic restrictions from the e u.

Angling is better than politics, ban politics from angling.

Consumer of bass. where is the evidence that the u k bass stock need angling trust protection. Why won't you work with your peers instead of castigating them. They have the answer.

Recipie's for mullet stew more than welcomed.

Angling sanitation trust and kent and sussex sea anglers org delete's and blocks rsa's alternative opinion on their face book site. Although they claim to rep all.

new for 2014. where is the evidence that the south coast bream stock need the angling trust? Your campaign has no evidence. Why won't you work with your peers, the inshore under tens? As opposed to alienating them? Angling trust failed big time re bait digging, even fish legal attempted to intervene and failed, all for what, nothing.

Looks like the sea angling reps have been coerced by the ifca's to compose sea angling strategy's that the ifca's at some stage will look at drafting into legislation to manage the rsa, because they like wasting tax payers money. That's without asking the rsa btw. You know who you are..

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That's a cracker. Tears running down my cheeks.

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Now there's a right un.

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Laugh all you like but statistics show that Islam will replace Christianity in the UK within 60 years.

 

Islamic families breed at an average rate of 5 children per household where christian families breed at an average rate of 2.

Do the maths.

 

Saw that on a BBC documentary on the underground movement to make the UK the first European Islamic state...for the life of me cannot remember which programme but think it was Panorama.

 

Bet that stops you laughing...it does me.

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Laugh all you like but statistics show that Islam will replace Christianity in the UK within 60 years.

 

Islamic families breed at an average rate of 5 children per household where christian families breed at an average rate of 2.

Do the maths.

 

Saw that on a BBC documentary on the underground movement to make the UK the first European Islamic state...for the life of me cannot remember which programme but think it was Panorama.

 

Bet that stops you laughing...it does me.

If we were only relying on Christians that might be a real worry. What about the 45.7% that claim no religious affiliation? (British Social Attitudes Survey 2007). According to the same survey only 3.3% identified themselves as Muslim. Edited by corydoras

The problem isn't what people don't know, it's what they know that just ain't so.
Vaut mieux ne rien dire et passer pour un con que de parler et prouver que t'en est un!
Mi, ch’fais toudis à m’mote

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Bet that stops you laughing...it does me.

 

Doesn't surprise me though...

As famous fisherman John Gierach once said "I used to like fishing because I thought it had some larger significance. Now I like fishing because it's the one thing I can think of that probably doesn't."

 

 

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Laugh all you like but statistics show that Islam will replace Christianity in the UK within 60 years.

 

Islamic families breed at an average rate of 5 children per household where christian families breed at an average rate of 2.

Do the maths.

 

Saw that on a BBC documentary on the underground movement to make the UK the first European Islamic state...for the life of me cannot remember which programme but think it was Panorama.

 

Bet that stops you laughing...it does me.

 

 

Laugh??? LIKE A BLOODY DRAIN IT DOES!!! Because with DO-GOODERS like you It makes not an A'porth of difference to me. Why?? Because I'll be dead and cremated by such time and there will be NOT a bloddy thing that they (Or people LIKE you will be able do 'owt about it!!) And again I'll be dead!! SO NO I will not be laughing but will remain taking the **** out of everyone and everything I wish to and enjoy it while I am STILL able.

 

Answer your reply does it?

PS THAT was your feelings on the subject and these are mine as you are entitled to think as YOU do as I am I allowed to think as I do as long as I do NOT displease the majority and you are NOT the majority as yet!

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It is to be observed that 'angling' is the name given to fishing by people who can't fish.

If GOD had NOT meant us to go fishing, WHY did he give us arms then??

(If you can't help out someone in need then don't bother my old Dad always said! My grandma put it a LITTLE more, well different! It's like peeing yourself in a black pair of pants she said! It gives you a LOVELY warm feeling but no-one really notices!))

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Laugh??? LIKE A BLOODY DRAIN IT DOES!!! Because with DO-GOODERS like you It makes not an A'porth of difference to me. Why?? Because I'll be dead and cremated by such time and there will be NOT a bloddy thing that they (Or people LIKE you will be able do 'owt about it!!) And again I'll be dead!! SO NO I will not be laughing but will remain taking the **** out of everyone and everything I wish to and enjoy it while I am STILL able.

 

Answer your reply does it?

PS THAT was your feelings on the subject and these are mine as you are entitled to think as YOU do as I am I allowed to think as I do as long as I do NOT displease the majority and you are NOT the majority as yet!

 

 

 

 

 

Wow...such an outburst. You just starting your monthlies are you? Feel better? Need a hanky?

 

Doo-Gooders, people like me....getting a little over excited are we? Don't worry I have a Kleenex for you... :bleh::bleh:

 

 

Never said you couldn't have your little bit of fun.

 

Don't be dead and buried too soon as I will miss your caustic comments....

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The older of the Muslim mothers pulls out her bag and starts flipping through family photos and reminiscing.

 

"This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would have been 24 now."

 

The other mother replies, "Yes, I remember him as a baby."

 

The first mother says, "He's a martyr now."

 

"Oh... That's so sad, my dear."

 

Then the first mother flips to another picture." And this is my second son, Abdul. He would be 21."

 

"Oh, I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."

 

The first mother sighs, "He's also a martyr."

 

"Oh gracious me!!" says the second mother.

 

And this .... this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed! He would be 18 this year."

 

"Why... yes" says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school!"

 

"He's also a martyr." the first mother says. She sobs. Her eyes fill

with tears.

 

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos, gently lays her hand on the first woman's shoulder and says:

 

 

 

You READY for this??

 

 

 

 

You WILL like it!

 

 

 

 

"They blow up so fast, don't they?" :P

:D:D:D

Number me with Rage it,s a shame Number me in Haste its a shame

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