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Quick Eye Exam.

 

Try this and see if it works....

Quick Eye Exam...

 

> > This will blow your mind.....

 

> > Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!

 

> > Remember don't cheat!

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

> > Count the number of F's in the following text:

 

> >

 

> >

 

> > FINISHED FILES ARE THE

 

> > RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC

 

> > STUDY COMBINED WITH THE

 

> > EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

 

> >

 

> > managed it !!!

 

> >

 

> >

 

> > Scroll down only after you have counted them!

 

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> > OK?

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

> > How many?

 

> >

 

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> > Three?

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

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> > Wrong, there are six - no joke!

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

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> > Read again!

 

> >

 

> >

 

> >

 

> > FINISHED FILES ARE THE

 

> > RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC

 

> > STUDY COMBINED WITH THE

 

> > EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

 

> >

 

> >

 

> > The reasoning is further down...

 

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> > The brain cannot process the word

 

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> > "OF".

 

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> > Incredible or what? Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go =

 

is

 

> > a genius

 

> >

 

> > Three is normal.

 

:P:P:P:P:P

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot!

 

Its nice here! http://www.twfcorfu.com

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Gray-Catchpole Member

Gray-Catchpole

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i got caught on this one last time round, so cocky me read it through, and came up with three again, i am a dumb inter fishing term.

 

i wont get caught out next time though.....right.

Smelly nets.

Canon S3 IS

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Perhaps if I could spell I may have got it right.

:D:D:D:D

"The early bird catch's the worm.............................................................................but the second mouse gets the cheese"

"Amatuers built the ark...........................................................................................................proffessionals built the titanic"

 

"All mushrooms are edible..........................................................................................................................some only once"

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John S Member

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Sorry guys, but meet a genius

John S

Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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Gray-Catchpole:

ha ha haaa ha honest john, :D:D:D

But of course! You wouldn't expect a moderator to be anything but an honest genius, would you?

John S

Quanti Canicula Ille In Fenestra

 

Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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so when i write to people telling them to F off i`m only telling them to F ??

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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