Alternative to word association

[Guest sslatter]

..Tora-Bora, where..

[Julian]

He’d booked five nights in a four-star hotel with Lunn Poly…

[little onions]

....the illegally migrated parrot -undercover Familiar to the Wicked Witch of the West.

Lunn Poly provocatively ruffled his......

[Cranfield]

yashmak and then hopped onto his shoulder.

Where she proceeded to crack sunflower seeds, whilst making an irritating clicking noise.

This annoyed him and he....

[little onions]

.....demanded to know how the parrot had managed such a quick sex-change!

[rob.i]

easy said the parrot if you think you can suckseed anything is possible

[little onions]

Mick the would-be burglar groaned. Assuming a sinister leer he referred Lunn Poly to the 'Have you ever swallowed seawater?' post. Suddenly.....

[kleinboet]

The door burst open, and to his horror, there stood....

[darrell.cook]

Yoxer! complete with a christian heart ( Clutched in his hand )

[Cranfield]

"I,ve come to tell you that fly fishing isn,t gay", he cried, "I,m born again, Tonight Mathew I will be....."