Have I told her the right thing?

[Phone]

Dave H,

 

There's a million jokes in this one. For example" "I got a new pick-up truck for my wife. I don't think that was a bad trade - do you?"

 

Or - my wife always lets me go fishing, I just say, "would you like me to bang you or shall I go fishing?" I fish alot.

 

Phone

 

Edit: Inspired, when I got home my bride was working over the stove. As a compliment I told her whilst she cooked, she certainly didn't sweat much for a fat girl. I believe it worked - she smiled.

Edited May 2, 2013 by Phone

[Dave H]

As some know on here my Mrs has a heart of gold and i don't mind admitting it and as said we are lucky to have such women but this is an old one but it still makes me laugh!

 

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[Tigger]

Dave H,

 

There's a million jokes in this one. For example" "I got a new pick-up truck for my wife. I don't think that was a bad trade - do you?"

 

Or - my wife always lets me go fishing, I just say, "would you like me to bang you or shall I go fishing?" I fish alot.

 

Phone

 

Edit: Inspired, when I got home my bride was working over the stove. As a compliment I told her whilst she cooked, she certainly didn't sweat much for a fat girl. I believe it worked - she smiled.

 

:lol:

[Lee Enfield]

My wife used to make my packed lunch and do my flask but since I asked her to nip into the Shop and get me 2 pints of small eyed

tarten maggots, she was a bit hesitant at first but went in anyway. Shop was full of Anglers and the chap in the shop ( Fishermansway in Bury )

give her a hard time and, when she came out and saw me laughing with tears rolling down my face after a couple of lads come out and told me

what was going on in the shop, she wont have anything at all to do with me going fishing now.

Funny at the time . not funny now

[Dave H]

Dave H,

 

There's a million jokes in this one. For example" "I got a new pick-up truck for my wife. I don't think that was a bad trade - do you?"

 

Or - my wife always lets me go fishing, I just say, "would you like me to bang you or shall I go fishing?" I fish alot.

 

Phone

 

Edit: Inspired, when I got home my bride was working over the stove. As a compliment I told her whilst she cooked, she certainly didn't sweat much for a fat girl. I believe it worked - she smiled.

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view as usual.

Edited May 3, 2013 by Dave H