Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

[Paul_D]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

SAEED AL SAHAF –

Iraqi Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken.

 

 

GEORGE W BUSH

We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

 

 

TONY BLAIR

I agree with George.

 

 

COLIN POWELL

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

 

 

HANS BLIX

We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

 

 

KOFI ANAN

We have yet to pass a resolution commissioning the identification of this animal and it is far too early to discuss any road.

 

 

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR

I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

 

 

MARY WHITEHOUSE

In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

 

 

RONALD REAGAN

What chicken? I don't remember a chicken

 

 

SIGMUND FREUD

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying s*xual insecurity.

 

 

BILL GATES

eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your chick book - and Internet Eggsplorer is an integral part of eChicken2003.

 

 

ALBERT EINSTEIN

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

 

 

BILL CLINTON

What is your definition of chicken?

 

 

THE BIBLE

And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing.

 

 

COLONEL SANDERS

Did I miss one?

[Ed Matysiak]

[*Ant*]

Very good Paul.

[Apache]

This has been up a few times, still funny though.

[saskcarp]

Clinton:- "I did not have sexual relations with that chicken!"

[Apache]

OOOOOO eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrr Missus! I can see the animal rights activists having a field day!