Wife Problems! How To Go Fishing Without Complaint Or Moans?

[jimpy0]

get a divorce then you can please yourself "I DID"

 

never looked back

[Simon Everett]

Jimpy - I pushed the button and put my thumb right through the screen

 

Now I have a nasty cut on my thumb and I crant sdee weat I arm typong

[rob power]

Wake her up at 5am and ask her " Fishing or sex?". I'll gaurantee the reply will be " Don't forget your coat. They forecast rain later".

I just tell my wife that I'm going fishing. If she doesn't like it, tough!

 

Nice reply, like me just be a man and stand up to them, you can also try buying them a rabbit from ann summers, that keeps them quite for hours.

[Tony U]

The only way is get her to take up fishing as well, this is best done at a reasonably exotic location, not your local pier or canal.

Sue got the bug after a couple of trips on the Ebro in Spain, but Cuba the Seychelles or Mauritius would also do.

[richi]

ha! ha! wife problems? I don't have them she lives in germany.Only thing is she's coming over this weekend so all fishing cancelled.It's a funny saying "absence makes the heart grow fonder"--if she was absent on saturday i would probably be much more fond of her especially after the 3 smoothounds last saturday

[Yakity - Yak - u.k.]

Some interesting answers and ideas here.

 

I found the best way was to stand face to face and and vent your frustrations.

TELL her DONT ask her.

In the loudest of voices say......Im going fishing BITCH, so dont give me any grief or youll get a slap in the face with a wet squid.

 

Ive had NO problems....... EVER.

 

Ohh, when you step back from the mirror, be sure to wipe your spit off of it , they get upset.

[geffaz]

yeah agree with that! its defo a put up or shut up situation!

mine brought me down a bacon and blackpudding roll last weekend! sat for 10 mins and then left becouse it was blowy lol!

unusual behavour for her so think it was a guilt thing so maybe she has a bit on the side hopfully! maybe she will leave me the f*** alone then!

tho couldnt see anyone taking her! shes a right paper bag job lol