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TIRED OF YOUR JOB?

Sick of working 40 plus hours each week just to feed your family?

Would you like to to relax all day, and still have all the benefits of a full time job?

If the answer is yes then you should consider moving to ENGLAND, The Welfare Country.

If you qualify, and only working people don't, you will receive the following:-

FREE HOUSING. FREE UTILITIES. FREE FOOD. FREE MEDICAL SERVICES. FREE TRANSPORTATION. FREE LEGAL SERVICES AND FREE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE.

This is not limited to 3 or 6 months like other countries. Some of our families have received FREE benefits for two or three generations! And it is not just limited to you!! All your vaguelly related relations are WELCOME to join in for the FREE handouts!!!

So if you would like to receive all this without ever working for a living, contact the BENEFITS AGENCY.

ENGLAND, the country where only suckers work.

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i getting packed right now ,refer to me as Ali from hence forth

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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TIRED OF YOUR JOB?

Sick of working 40 plus hours each week just to feed your family?

Would you like to to relax all day, and still have all the benefits of a full time job?

If the answer is yes then you should consider moving to ENGLAND, The Welfare Country.

If you qualify, and only working people don't, you will receive the following:-

FREE HOUSING. FREE UTILITIES. FREE FOOD. FREE MEDICAL SERVICES. FREE TRANSPORTATION. FREE LEGAL SERVICES AND FREE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE.

This is not limited to 3 or 6 months like other countries. Some of our families have received FREE benefits for two or three generations! And it is not just limited to you!! All your vaguelly related relations are WELCOME to join in for the FREE handouts!!!

So if you would like to receive all this without ever working for a living, contact the BENEFITS AGENCY.

ENGLAND, the country where only suckers work.

 

Maybe Newt and I will just decide to stay there next May??? How about a new neighbor, Peter? :P:P

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its not so cheap for americans ,bring lots of money youl need it i'm afraid ,the taxi's are licenced bandits and all hotels charge like the ritz ,the streets are paved with puke and litter and doorways stuffed with strange ragged people in pink blankets with a dog on a bit of string ,and then you get OUT of heathrow :o

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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its not so cheap for americans ,bring lots of money youl need it i'm afraid ,the taxi's are licenced bandits and all hotels charge like the ritz ,the streets are paved with puke and litter and doorways stuffed with strange ragged people in pink blankets with a dog on a bit of string ,and then you get OUT of heathrow :o

 

You are something else, Chesters! What you don't know is - we have friends over there that we will be staying with and will be helping us get about. We'll most cheerfully pay for petrol but that's got to be cheaper than a taxi and less nerve-racking than driving on the wrong side of the street (yes, we drive on the right side so you must be on the wrong side). We also have a friend that owns a taxi and limo service. When's the last time you were picked up at Gatwick by a limo? :P:P As to strange people, didn't know we were meeting you :lol::lol:

 

 

 

You would be welcome Jan, a near neigbour's house is for sale, bit nicer than mine, at a mere £800,000.00.

 

Gulp, guess we'll be coming back to the States. :o The dog is letting us have 2 weeks away but will pitch fits if we're gone much longer :)

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All work is done by those who have yet to discover their true level of incompetence.

 

Supervisors please note.

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its not so cheap for americans ,bring lots of money youl need it i'm afraid ,the taxi's are licenced bandits and all hotels charge like the ritz ,the streets are paved with puke and litter and doorways stuffed with strange ragged people in pink blankets with a dog on a bit of string ,and then you get OUT of heathrow :o

 

And Macdonalds don't give you free refills on Coke and coffee.....actually, nowhere does.

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