There aint ne crack

[Spragg]

Just other day ah read The doctoor ont see fishing forum for hobbiests say that we daint live in a fascist dictatorship. Last night ah made joke of askingt doc if e were a doctor of philosophy as he rumbles on like yan a them their greek philosophers/brazilian footballer types bi name of socrateeze. wel int blink on an eye, faster than you caould say fidel castrato or fascist dictatorship in jumps modernators and lifts me post right oft site. Ah there just aint no crack int Anglers net forum tha knows. Ah was only aving a tin bath lads int true yorkshire stylie of course. There all sorts a cussing cossing goes ont forum and thar persecuted mi for aving a pull of docotors leg. Its woss than went cops used tive arrest us ont Edghill estate for pinching car wheels oft parked cars. Is Anglers net like Castrato's Cuba ?

[nursejudy]

struggled to read your post you certainly talk differently to us from South Yorkshire

[Spragg]

Ah thats cos ahs fre proper part a yorkshire. Is tha a real noss? Ah just love a woman in a uniform

[sanctuary]

Humor him it takes him ages to type all that out in a yorkshire accent, which if he did properly as spoken you would not be able to read, other than in yorkshire and then with dificulty. He does it for effect why I have no idea just makes him look what I suspect he is false.

[nursejudy]

IN PRAISE OF BUMS

 

'Ah'v pray-azed thi smile, aht leets thi face

when tharz bin evvin fun.

Ah'v pray-azed thi 'air, sa smooth, sa neet,

but -- ah'v nivva pray-azed - thi Bum.

Nah, int it strange, of all the bits

that's blossomed, bloo-o-o-med, n flowered,

ah'v nivva pray-azed thi Bum at all,

an baht-it, tha'd fall ower.

Wi nivva mention Bums at all,

tha're somehow a disgrace,

but whi thi buzzum facing't front,

bah't Bum, tha's on thi face.

So, 'ello Bum, thi birthdays 'ere,

cum on, ev sum fun,

Sing out whi joy, rejoice, rejoice,

shout 'Appy bithday Bum.

Edited March 15, 2006 by nursejudy

[sanctuary]

Being a Lancastrian I should not understand that yet I do very funny.

You make my point re Spragg if he typed as he speaks it would look like that and most people would not understand what he was on about but he is a fake so he uses a form that makes it so that everyone understands him so why does he bother, it just makes him look daft,

He can't converse with other members on a topic because it takes him to long to work out how to type it. So if you look at his post you see he just comes on an insults some one but does not contribute anything to any threads as he is to busy trying to work out how to type his accent. An if he is so anti his favorite term hobbiests anglers why come on here in the first place if its not to have a go and insult us.

[chris parker]

Its woss than went cops used tive arrest us ont Edghill estate for pinching car wheels oft parked cars.

 

I know there are a few Edge Hills in the country but not aware of one in Yorkshire. The Edge Hill estate I know is on the outskirts of Liverpool

[Paul_D]

IN PRAISE OF BUMS

 

'Ah'v pray-azed thi smile, aht leets thi face

when tharz bin evvin fun.

Ah'v pray-azed thi 'air, sa smooth, sa neet,

but -- ah'v nivva pray-azed - thi Bum.

Nah, int it strange, of all the bits

that's blossomed, bloo-o-o-med, n flowered,

ah'v nivva pray-azed thi Bum at all,

an baht-it, tha'd fall ower.

Wi nivva mention Bums at all,

tha're somehow a disgrace,

but whi thi buzzum facing't front,

bah't Bum, tha's on thi face.

So, 'ello Bum, thi birthdays 'ere,

cum on, ev sum fun,

Sing out whi joy, rejoice, rejoice,

shout 'Appy bithday Bum.

 

I reet enjoyed that lass.......Ta!

[chesters1]

i think his keyboard is set up to russian

or it has a leg missing like mine

[rob.imk2]

Nay bugger torks lark that enymoor