Irish Joke

[Emz]

Paddy the Irishman died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly. So the

 

morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends,

 

Seamus and Sean (also Irishmen), were sent for. Seamus went in and the

 

mortician pulled back the sheet.

 

Seamus said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over".

 

So the mortician rolled him over.

 

Seamus looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy".

 

The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Sean

 

in to identify the body.

 

Sean took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him

 

over".

 

The mortician rolled him over and Sean looked down and said,"No, it

 

ain't Paddy".

 

The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"

 

Sean said, "Well, Paddy had two arseholes."

 

"What, he had two arseholes???" said the mortician.

 

"Yup, everyone knew he had two arseholes. Every time we went into town,

 

folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two arseholes...."

[merlino bill]

OI OI,

i love it, i love it, i'll tell the lads to-night if they laugh it's my joke if they dont it's your's emz lol.

 

[Emz]

OI OI,

i love it, i love it, i'll tell the lads to-night if they laugh it's my joke if they dont it's your's emz lol.

 

 

lol thanks

[*Ant*]

tut tut, young girls using lauguage like that.

 

[Casey]

I love to hear those old jokes again.

[Clifftop]

to be sure its very good

[BoozleBear]

old but gold

[Emz]

First time I heard it was today

[Zigs]

[GlennB]

Irish jokes are unforgiveable, hurtful and politically incorrect - however, here's one told me by my Irish boss (so that's OK then) ....

 

Paddy was out at lunchtime in Dublin town centre.

An American tourist comes up, points at a new office block and says "Hey bud, how long does it take you guys to build something like that?" Paddy says "Ah, to be sure, dat took about foive months" The American guy says "Hey, in the States we could build that in five weeks!"

 

American tourist points at the nice new shopping centre and says "How long to build a mall like that?" Paddy says "Well, oi reckon dat took about eight months, so". Tourist says "Hell buddy, in the States we'd build that sucker in eight weeks!!"

 

Tourist points at the vast new Civic Centre, a huge marvel of steel, marble and smoked glass. Says "How long to build that thing down there then?" Paddy says "Ah, now, I don't tink dat was dere when I came to work this morning"

Edited April 21, 2006 by GlennB