The Lost Mouse

[hembo]

A fellow received a mouse for his birthday and he loved it so much that he never parted with it. He took this mouse everywhere, to work, to parties, to the opera... One day, a good friend of his died and so he went to pay his respects. Naturally, he took the mouse, which was perched on his shoulder.

On his way home, he suddenly realized that the mouse was gone! He retraced all his moves for the day and realised that the last place he had seen the mouse was at the funeral. He raced back across town, but it was too late. The mouse must have jumped off his shoulder while he was sitting in the hearse. He spoke to the funeral directors, but they couldn't find it: it had completely vanished.

The man was filled with grief as he remembered an old adage his mother had told him time and time again as a kid:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Never lock a gift mouse in the hearse.

[Andy_1984]

no offence but thats the worst yet

[Puzzled]

Absolutely awful Hembo, I should have known better when I started reading it but, fool that I am, I persevered to the cringeworthy end.

 

Good grief man, where do you get them? Have you no conscience? How do you sleep at night?

[Zigs]

Just one more & i'll send andy round

 

[peterpikefisher]

you really need to get out the house more thats cruelty man

[Zigs]

you really need to get out the house more thats cruelty man

 

 

You think you got problems, i'm going fishing with him in the morning

[Steve Burke]

You think you got problems, i'm going fishing with him in the morning

 

Use him as bait!

[Zigs]

Use him as bait!

 

 

might spin with him

[hembo]

is it any wonder im getting paronoid>

[Newt]

Hembo - it ain't paranoia. We really ARE out to get you.

 

:D