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It seems that there aren't enough 'pricks' on the Isle of Wight. (you could have fooled me :rolleyes: )

 

They have to pinch a Yorkshire one........ an apt choice though :D .

 

http://www.islandpulse.co.uk/b2/alan-titch...t-high-sheriff/

 

What happened HV?

Did your chequered past prevent you from holding the title. :unsure:

 

 

John.

Angling is more than just catching fish, if it wasn't it would just be called 'catching'......... John

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What happened HV?

Did your chequered past prevent you from holding the title. :unsure:

John.

Nah......

 

I was picked but when they dressed me up I thought them was hankies on my sleeves and promptly decided to blow me nose in them. :huh::oops:

 

There was also a slight problem with the Local Constabulary, seems there is some sort of law about people like me carrying a sword in public :huh::rolleyes:

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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:bigemo_harabe_net-163::bigemo_harabe_net-163:

 

HV with a keyboard isn't a good idea either.....

 

:rolleyes:

 

I like it, nice one Janet.

I can tell you're a "Yorkshire Lass".

It hasn't taken you long to 'suss' him out. ;)

 

John.

Angling is more than just catching fish, if it wasn't it would just be called 'catching'......... John

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:bigemo_harabe_net-163::bigemo_harabe_net-163:

I like it, nice one Janet.

I can tell you're a "Yorkshire Lass".

It hasn't taken you long to 'suss' him out. ;)

 

John.

Well I've had a busy and had a bad day with Bubble and Squeak. :huh: The last thing I really need is to log into my 'puter and find all this before me. :huh:

 

I have a message from my local Constabulary, who obviously monitor these boards saying that I posted factually incorrect information, in that, They are worried about me being out in the Public. With a Sword, Keyboard etc is not important it's the fact that I am exposed to the public that worries them.

 

And as such I apologise for any misinformation.

 

I have had a message from Buckingham Palace who reminded me that it was my inability to eat with a knife and fork which originally barred me from the Office of High Sheriff.

 

However, I note a few facts from this post which lead me to believe there is a relationship in the obvious campaign against me. :secret:

 

Nursejudy posts comments against me and she is a Yorkshire Female.

 

Janet now posts against me and is a female from Yorkshire.

 

Gozzer, from Yorkshire is always posting about me, are you a cross gender poster Gozzer, you cannot deny it now as the statistics are against you. :P

 

AND, on the subject of Gozzer, I wished you a happy birthday today, without fear nor favour expecting nothing in return. Instead you wish to throw petty innuendo in my direction. Well Gozzer, I have thrown Teddy so far out of the pram that I doubt (even if he were still working for US Coastguard) even Newt could find it.

 

I will not excuse you Gozzer, if you wish me a 'happy birthday' for ANY of my birthdays this year I will not accept nor acknowledge said greetings. :angry:

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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i cant understand the rags name ,"pulse" + I of W ???? it may get a bit hectic twice a year but quickly returns to hibernation ...not that its a bad thing.

 

we popped over from stokes one day in an 8ft dingy and 3 horse outboard for a cuppa,took us an hour and a half and when we got there it was shut!!!!

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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i cant understand the rags name ,"pulse" + I of W ???? it may get a bit hectic twice a year but quickly returns to hibernation ...not that its a bad thing.

 

we popped over from stokes one day in an 8ft dingy and 3 horse outboard for a cuppa,took us an hour and a half and when we got there it was shut!!!!

Sorry Chesters, It's a bit backwater over here I know, but can I get that post in English. :rolleyes:

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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i live in surrey (you know the posh part of hampshire ;):D ) they dont speak english here but tend to talk with fruit in their mouths ,the good thing about global warming is you will have more sea between you and us :D

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Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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i live in surrey (you know the posh part of hampshire ;):D ) they dont speak english here but tend to talk with fruit in their mouths ,the good thing about global warming is you will have more sea between you and us :D

That's a good thing chesters, I live on a hill. ;)

"My imaginary friend doesn't like your imaginary friend is no basis for armed conflict...."

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