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[tugmistress]

Oh God,

I can't escape the brat even on here

She is 13, taller than me, bigger feet than me and even gobbier than me!

I wish i was still wee, will be 38 on saturday

but it is a good excuse for a p*** up

mum= 5' 2"

brat= 5'5"

mum= size 4

brat = size 7

 

can't you tell hubby is 6' 5" lol.

[tack4]

Paula,

thats horrible she is your darling daughter and its not her fault you're a short ars&

I'm 6'8" and my darling wife is 5'0"

kids are catching up fast my daughter is petitte whilst my son who is 2 1/2 yrs younger is taller than her and up to his mums chin 8 1/2 yrs of age can't think were he gets his height from

 

why do tall blokes hook up with shorter women?

 

ps that jumper can be worn as a dress by vertically challenged ladies and has been

[tugmistress]

Hi Tack4,

if you are ever unfortunate enough to meet Karina, you will see why i call her a brat she doesn't mind she's a tough cookie

i often nick hubbys shirts or jumpers for work after i have shrunk them to a better fit in the wash ha ha ha.

At least wean has got too big to nick all my clobber now revenge is sweet

[young fishin neep]

but mum u dont like my crap

 

anyway i thought u loved me and i dont foget i just as strong as u. i feel sorry for myself having u as a parent although when ur pi**sd ur fun

[tack4]

fishin lass give her a pat on the head from me and then GET TO BED cause santa is watching santa santa santa

[Newt]

LOL - tugmistress, I think you have been 'told off' to use an expression that may not have made it across the pond.

[tugmistress]

oooooh, wait til i see her in the morning

yes i think i have been told off lol.

i really wish she would learn to spell though, it takes me half an hour to decipher what she writes :eeek:

[young fishin neep]

ur not up to date mum

tack4 i DONT BELIVE IN SANTA CLAUS

xx

u wont be nasty to me will u mum

[tack4]

what you dont believe?

next you'll tell me the tooth fairy is a mith too

[young fishin neep]

i like the tooth fairy but i know its my mum that puts the money there

 

sorry to disapopoint u