I want to buy a Yak!

[jabee]

How do I keep them from shedding fur on the carpet though - hairy buggers I'm told

[nolan]

da dum tish...

Thank you folks , you've been a wonderfull audience.

[naomidaly]

Id buy a gnu instead

[macky]

buy a shaven yak!

[hembo]

its not the fur you should worry about it whats coming out of its arse you gotta worry about.

[Socksy Squirrel]

You kinky devil demon

[Yakity - Yak - u.k.]

Hi Jabee,

 

Silly you !!

Fancy buying a hairy Yak.

EVERYONE knows they are nothing but trouble.

Hope your carpet is back to normal now.

Try a plastic one, much better to fish, and have fun on.

Not such a violent, disagreeable, ride.

My fishing has become more exciteing, and enjoyable while useing the plastic one.

Trade it in mate, and join in the real fun

[Yakity - Yak - u.k.]

Jabee.....?????

[Huge_Vitae]

Oh show me a home......

 

Where the buffalo roam......

 

but watch out for the ***** on the floor...

[Socksy Squirrel]

Supposedly a yak gives a good ride in a calm sea, you can go in water up to eight foot deep and you do not need waders. If the worst comes to the worst they will swim you home.

And they trim the lawn when you get home

The best bit is that a female yak and a male yak can make baby yaks which can be passed on to pals