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A local care home gives its geriatric patients a viagra last thing at night ,not for sex but to stop then accidentally rolling out of bed in the night

Get out! your house is disapearing down an old mine!!!

If you turn it round does it trundle off in another direction?

Wow same here ,we have a fake fire with unused fan heater and our dusbin blew over last night ,spoooky ! Daren't turn it on its got so much dust in it it would stink the house out for days

What next dark chaps with bones through their noses bowing to their massers

good to see the old stuff is still appreciated

I think any gal will ignore that fact until the list of jobs for the weekend is done

boy your gonna get cancelled lol

Posted this morning ,should be there in a few days if strikes, thieving scum or lazy posties hiding it in hedges dont stop it .

So when your whining about wild fires next year ponder why your government didnt keep some rain to put them out

Yes i screenshot them All wrapped ready to go tomorrow .

Dont forget to remove your details

No your fine

Give it a couple of days and i will post the reel on Yes i have many intrepids ,many many many ! Its out of one of my duplicate box so will need stripping and regreasing if its better condition than yours ,if not you will have spares Got your details so edit your post and remove your card or 'bots' will hassel you .

Theres nothing missing in the flyer as far as i can see.look in the body there should be a pin on the other end of that shaft that conects to the gear ,thats the bit that moves the shaft . if you provide your address i will post a complete ree! To you FOC AHH you took the picture before you lost it yes that bit if it isnt there now is missing lol its called the Clicker unit

Update on freezer nonsense ,we bought it in August from day one it kept icing up in the end despite defrosting every fortnight (unlike the 6 moths of the old one) it got so much it broke the top flap of the machine. You couldnt turn the damn thing down to -18 it just went from -25 to -28 and ran continuasly in that hot spell we had . After several complaints via Amazon they sent an "engineer" out we watched him on a camera i had stood on a high cupboard ,he went for the thermostat and poked it then put the panel its mounted to (just above the door ) back in and said as i went back to the kitchen it was a loose wire stopping the thermostat 'communicating' with the motor. He went on his merry way and we waited ,not a damn difference it was so bad the mrs ice lollies froze together so it was back to Sally ( bloody first name terms now!) A very nice but obviously hands tied girl at the company .I told her the scenario ,i told her i could fix the problem myself it was so easy but knew perfectly well it would invalidate the warranty so it was down to them ! She said she would pass this on up the chainn and we waited .,,...and waited ,i reminded Sally again and the "engineer " company got intouch to make an appointment. The chap came and we watched him playing on his phone for ten minutes he never even opened the freezer which we had emptied so he could turn it round to look! *i will order a part" was all he said then left. We waited and waited ,i contacted Sally who knew nothing of this (the repair company appears to be a contracted service) at the beginning of december and she said she would look into it ....,.,..on the 20th out of the blue she got back saying the "engineer" couldnt get the part (strangely its very common an i could have got it the next day) so it can be replaced. I said the freezer has our christmas in it so can we wait till new year ,on the 4th i got back to her ,she said replacement wasnt possible they had ran out of stock (i suspect this one was returned for the same reason ,and on inspectionn ooked like it worked fine then put innAmazon warehouse for resale) so it was set to be picked up on the monday following . Ofcourse now we had to get another one ,the broken one was hard to find as it was it had to be less than 56cm wide to fit next to the chest freezer .I the end we got a frost free freezer and used its packaging to wrap up the old one which was duly refunded on the tuesday . long story but has it ended frost free freezers have more working parts lol.

It gets worse went with Mrs to get her blood test ,big change! Half the number of seats in waiting room and not one but two self service check in machines unfortunately theres a sign behind them saying out of order use the receptionist 20 feet away .Now both tvs are off! chatting to receptionist neither have been on in the 3 months she has been there and both self check in machines the same. 3 people came in not knowing the once busy walk in no appointment needed blood letting service now has to be booked online .You can tell they have been before as they search behind the new (not working) self service log in machine for the old take a number machine that used to be there until the receptonist asks them if she can help The place was deserted, before it was hard to find a seat it was so busy !.Labour and the unions say it needs more money it doesnt it needs a complete overhaul and most of the box tickers and " managers" sacking the NHS has money to waste on crap it doesnt need ignoring things like front line staff run by people who know what they are doing not managers taking the wages of three nurses living it up on expenses buying crap just because they can Ps the screen in the docs waiting room that used only to display the advert for the radio station is also off ,no doubt the renewal of the licence to use it was huge so they opted out once the contract was up? so it back to the jaz orientated " muzac" of old For some reasonnthe big box outside the docs (and the other two outside the other two docs) are sealed shut with a poster saying not to use them hand the prescription request to receptionist ,so before you dropped them off and went on your way now you have to wait in line to put it in a basket which is produced from under the desk of the receptionist when its your turn ,the ****ing NHS is a joke!

I remember our first "remote" control tv (rented from DER) was wired ,unfotunately it was just 5ft long wheras our tv was about 10 ft away ,we met halfway

Not sure what the red writing is about?

Blimey i hope they dont dig down to far making their sandcastles !

I was married a year by then ,ask Susan Maxwell-Scott whoops to late I think John Denver crashed after dropping off Jimmy Hoffa ,small world Who was glen miller giving a lift to?

Welcome to the madhouse

Careful Charley was a fount of knowledge! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M8aOKt_3VbY Now flu ! How many of that 48 are now an unbelivablely expensive company with a workload of 3 Filipinos with poor English and a Romanian boss who cannot speak a word? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=En7ak4Nit0U Why hasnt the cause of lack of beds and staff been found out yet ? If doctors and nurses are being trained at our cost then leave and join a private company its only fair they pay every penny back and perhaps stop ****ing charging both to train in the first place ! A simple contract they must work for the NHS for 10 years after training would mean the tax payer gets some value from them. While on the subject i have not one but 2 telephone consultations this week both about the exact thing by two doctors ,i phoned up and asked why two but "doctor knows best" was the reply from front desk ,one of the calls i didnt even know about untill i rechecked the time of the other one i had no message about it " sorry it must have been missed" said receptionist ,yes it would have been if i was in the bloody shed with no inkling it was coming! Its not money the NHS has enough to waste on middle management to tighten up on "woke" crap and making lists of genders people might want ,i identify as a 6'6 black millionair with a 14" dong but i look in the mirror and see the truth its all in my head not my pants! Obviasly these highly paid box tickers have nothing in their heads and less in their pants Is this now going to be the second or third worst injection scandal when some unshredded government under the table covid deals turn up? https://www.allaboutfeed.net/home/h1n1-outbreak-largest-medical-scandal-of-21st-century/

Happy new year all