chesters1

pass me a tissue [ 23. November 2002, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

if the bits come from a skip you ARE the repairman

being 10 at the time i couldnt care less about america or corrupt american families ,i had greater things on my mind like annoying parents and trying to make floats out of elder pith

nothing :confused: some shops dont even except scottish pounds

you can cut it its your hair ,but as you have a husband ( a mate) getting your haircut MUST be for a reason (in a mans eye) you would think the same if your old man started wearing new clothes and going out alone ,us geezers are a bit fragile in the home ,a woman doing something different in the relationship is highly suspiciuos and therefor a reason for the change could lead to unsettlement in the mans primitive mind on the other hand it could make him more "attentive" in the marital bed enforcing his "pair bonding" instinct reminds me of an old joke a chap walks into his home his wife says "well what do you think" mans primitive brain says "she changed something congratulate her" "oh a new hairdo" he says "no " says the wife "lovely new dress"the man stammers "no" says the wife becoming heated "ah new shoes"he says "lovely suits you" "NO" screams the wife "err what is it then" he gasps the wife "I`M WEARING A GAS MASK YOU BA**ARD" [ 22. November 2002, 11:49 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

chips do it for me aswell and i dont mean eric astrada

you dont understand men nurse judy its not because youv`e had your haircut ,in a mans eyes its why youv`e had your haircut

http://www.safesearching.com/mariluhenner/gallery/ heres a link for you seems to have her hair up nice neck

its suprising how quickly you forget ,ive only just upgraded ??? to xp but i`m already forgetting 98 mostly forgotten 95 ,hate 3.1 etc (despite the excitement of installing them ) i consider my brain like a 1980s hard drive ,very small very slow and to fit in more info i have to delete the old i consider being poor in some respects an advantage ,its a case of diy ,pc`s made of obselete parts from the skip is a great way of learning about them nothing ventured nothing gained my failing pc wise is software related ,i never use shortcuts and use only what i have to ,mostly set at default ,just doesnt interest me like hardware [ 22. November 2002, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

when your under ten you believe what the teacher says not your parents ten till puberty you believe what your friends say not your parents 16 till 21 you believe nothing unless its on the tv or an advetisement hourding ,definatly not your parents 21 till thirty ,you go your own way making mistakes one after the other ,your parents are two old to understand ,you work to bring up your children differently to the "hatefull" upbringing you had 30 till forty ,you start to realise that your parents were right ,they warned you because they had made the mistakes you are. 40 till fifty ,you are now grown up ,and your children are ignoring you ,you realise you sound and act like your parents ,the same phrases come out despite you hating them fifty on you realise that the parents you once had are dead (in my case) all the things you wanted to say to them now cannot be said .

and i didnt mention immigrants or politics once

you havent gazed apon louise brooks then dribble http://www.pandorasbox.com/ i would love to have been around in the twenties and thirties ,flappers and i dont mean bait

right click on desktop ,properties ,settings ,advanced .the screen size is effected by two things ,colour (set it to 16 bit) and the refresh rate (under monitor) make sure the monitor is either named (the same one as you have) or the pnp box is ticked then set it to adaptor default in the scroll list ,windows will try the new setting if it works click "ok" if the screen becomes garbled after twenty secs windows will put it back to the origanal setting ,a warning do not set the refresh rate higher than the monitor can handle a dead monitor will result ,there should be a screen adjustment within the adaptor screen for screen adjustments and on the monitor also

a man goes to visit a lady of the night, "how much" he enquires " £10 for straight" she says (hey it is an old joke) "i`ve only got a fiver" the man snivvels "ok since punters are a bit rare £5 will have to do" the good time girl sighs after the "act" the man is dressing he says.. "if i`d known you were a virgin i would have given you a tenner" the lady replies.. "if i knew you had a tenner ,i would have taken me tights off"

having pony tails bound to tight gets the required "slant" but now youve cut your hair youve spoiled it ,constipation on the other hand could give you the neccesary "miss hong-kong "look

how do they steralise then :confused: i think steam for 40mins would render them useless (but mayby edible),alcohol immersion would make them happy but dead ,radiation might work (glow in the dark maggots hmmmmm) whatever they eat will be contaminated with something (mercury ,cadmium etc) perhaps there veggie ones (pesticides??) puss eating maggots are not a new idea nor leeches for blood letting ,i would beware of warble fly maggots though they take their job VERY seriously

if it was a nvidea card its imperative ALL the old drivers are uninstalled (use detonator destroyer) then set it up as a standard vga THEN install new drivers , ati cards are a law to themselves (especially the "rage" ones) :mad: if its agp check that in the bios it sees the agp not pci ,leave the interleaves etc at default.

i prefer a bob (or whatever its called nowadays) i just love womens necks .dribble especially chinese women with short hair it all depends on the shape of the face some people look better with long hair some short :cool:

the medway has great pike so on the doorstep at tonbridge ,keston has some (to the north) and the military canal has lots (to the south) mote park had some (maidstone) all were (25 years ago) day ticket waters (except keston which was free),probably changed now

i see little difference ,being old i fish for carp at nights at the weekends (very little now ),in the week i tiddle snatch with the mrs when the frost comes i pike fish ,i used to carp fish all the year round in all weathers but since my mrs got epilepsy i have to keep an eye on her at night ,so the night fishing is much rarer now but my piking is done in daylight so no problem there come on that frost

my old boss treated the staff ( me ,the chaufer ,the swedish cook ,the housekeeper and the mr fixit )to a two day jamboree ,the first day was a morning advanced motoring course ,in the afternoon it was a defensive driving course ( handbrake turns ,evasion etc)with an ex police ex forces guy ,mostly it was because of his contacts with VERY rich people and the risk of kidnap etc (of him or his family) the first day was very gruelling but the hotel for the night was an eye opener for the poorer raised members (me) the next morning was a play with about every firearm you can amagine from black powder to slr`s under the supervision of a captain coates. in the afternoon it was paintball (it was only in the first dawning then) it was the staff verses another team but it turned into a free for all ,those pellets sting like hell ,i left the others to run around ,i was a sniper i shot them in the back like a true warrior the two days were the best fun i`ve had with me clothes on

only the castrated ones

it seems this country is becoming extremly a nanny state ,victorians watched pm `s ,earlier public executions were the norm ,brothels ,opium dens ,mantaps ,anti poaching pivot guns ,wheres the entertainement nowadays ??? mostly its texting a person 3 feet away and trying out all the ringtones on your phone whilst shouting down your sleeve things about "no coverage" and "ring me back i`m out of credit" and "i missed that your breaking up" quote: Want to watch bits of operations and P.M`s. Why not join a medical course or the police force! You`ll get to see them for free! You`ll only have to supply your name and address on the application form? Paul. if you mean free in that you leave uni owing tens of thousands of pounds ,then i prefer to pay [ 21. November 2002, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

quincy is a cool guy ,whatever the copper says quincy proves its the opposite ,cant imagine girls wanting an old guy living on a boat smelling of entrails and excreta ,but hey maybe its the money or is it just a fictitional american drama ,i dont know :confused:

nothing in black then ,in years gone by we used to use matt varnish on the rods to stop the "flash" nowadays with shiny reels and even a chrome coloured rods its forgotten ,how times change