Martin56

I'll have you thrown off the Forum for being Yorkshireist!! Ah Don' Lak Kriket - Oh No. Failing that, I'll set my whippets on you & get my Pigeons to sh*t on your washing!!

Cardboard - with a tinge of Donner kebab!!...........

We've had SKY GLASS for just over a week & we've arranged for them to come & take it back. 1) It won't record, whereas SKY Q can record up to 6 programs all at the same time 2) It works off the Internet - so relying on another company to support the System. No Tinternet = No Telly (though there is some kind of back up should the Internet fail it says) 3) It's a Phillips TV (Telly is Included in the package, Picture is good like you'd expect from a new one but there are better Tellies out there) 4) It's Not a Crap System, but it doesn't do half the stuff that SKY Q does. 5) On the Up side - No Dish is required, so Ideal if you want SKY, but live in accommodation where they won't let you have a Satellite Dish!! (Could well be a Caravan option say?) It's going back Wednesday. Here's a Link - Make up your own mind!! PS - I didn't order it, the wife did, thinking it would be a nice surprise!!! https://www.expertreviews.co.uk/sky/1414653/sky-glass-review

Have a bit of fun - go fishing with some of them just as they are & see how you get on.

I don't really want to get involved, but at the end of the day, one is just a number - your Pension is what it is & no one gives a stuff - We'll all be smelling of Pi*s & Biscuits sooner or later!!

A Lovely man & a great contributor to AN. We had some very good debates about fishing but Never any cross words. R.I.P. Bill.

OK so lets do some outside cooking using old dead wood (BBQ fuel for Free) & a Biscuit tin for an oven - It's Fun & breaks the boredom. A decent Air Rifle is a Plus!! (Free Food) Save some Pay for energy & use some Free stuff!! I'm a former boy scout, but it never really leaves you.

The Russian Soldiers must be well peed off as to why they are where they are. Most will be just young Lads, scared out of their wits!! The Ukrainian army however seem to made of more mature stuff & recognise what they are fighting for?? It Never ends well for Despots or Dictators!! (not sure I know the difference - maybe not that much in it??)

On the River Wharfe in Yorkshire, one could win matches with just Eels, the bottom was covered with Jelly blamed on some paper mills!!

I can already see the £350 per person a month being taken up by sex industry!! That's how it Is!!

Lost Flood Plains?? They are on the 6 o'clock News every time we get heavy rain!! Lost or struggling businesses through flooding would say "Sod the Burbot". (No offence) mind) Also any future Flood defences could again spell their demise should they be re-introduced!!

No John that was last time we went when I caught the little sharks - we don't fly just yet & I've decided to start off a less stinky way with some Krill flavoured Luncheon meat, some 6 mm Marine Halibut soft hooker Pellets & Bread. If that doesn't do so well, I'll go & get some Calamari & Prawns but they soon start to Hum a bit in warmer climes.

Hey up guys, Yes It'll be 2 or more years since I've set foot more than 3 miles from the house!! Taking a 6 foot Tele'. A 12 foot 2 3/4 Lb test - 6 Piece Shimano Carp rod & a 9 Foot 4 Piece rod (All fit in the Suitcase) I've had some Baby Sharks around 2 or 3 Lb in a lovely little sea inlet on the float & Leger just down the edge, very near to where we stay. Fishing License for over 65's is just 15 Euro's & lasts 5 Years for all the Canary Islands & Mainland Spain!! (Shore fishing) Don't get caught without one!!

OK Dave - The Link I wanted to post didn't work, Sorry!!

"I'm Martin - (but I can be anybody you want me to be) - Did you see the "Choirboys Film??

We probably already have the Russian Nuclear protocol codes to blow them up pre launch!! They're not the sharpest knives in the Drawer!!

Putin's Mam should have Slapped him when he was a child - "Go to bed now Vladimir - you're Tired" !!.

True again mate, but I put plenty of proper, positive fishing posts on here myself. I also post about stand up or sit down wee - which is also relevant, given most of our ages!! Let's get stuff out in the open!!!

OK then, let's talk about tense (past, present & future) Well, it WAS the irony........

So now the Spelling police are out, next will be the Grammar Police telling us all about, the correct use of the Comma, Colon & Semi Colon. I struggle with a Semi these days!! - No doubt someone will Grammatikally correct my Ignironse in dew corse!!

To be Fair Bud, this is on the NON FISHING CHAT Channel - You Don't have to partake!!

Russia has always been a poor country but now, pretending to be a Rich one. The Russian rank & file will surely have a different take (but daren't say) Bring it on!! We'll do you with our Astute Class & Dreadnought Submarine (Trident Missile & Swordfish Torpedo capability) Yes, I was an Inspector of the Torpedo Firing Stuff!!

Yep' I'm on my 2nd marriage but I don't like wedding cake that much!!

Maybe we could give them Swimming Lessons!!

Thanks Dave, good to know I'm not on my own