Andy Buckman

Many thanks for the welcome, maybe see you on the bank at some point

Went to Suffolk Water Park for a few hours yesterday afternoon, after speaking to the chap in the bait shop I decided to give the traditional lake a try, was into the fish within a mater of minutes, had a few nice roach and rudd and a multitude of decent skimmers, then, later on in the session the bream came on. First one went to 3lb then it kinda went a little quiet for a time but just before I came off the water I took a bream to 5lb. For a first visit to a new water I had a great time, will deffo be returning again. The chap in the bait shop could'nt have been more helpful, I must have spent a good 20 minutes talking with him about how the different lakes were fishing, 20 minutes or so very well spent! Unfortunately I didnt take my camera otherwise I'd post a piccy or 2, must remember that for next time

Many thanks, i'l give them a try

Hi, I'm new to the Ipswich area and am looking for decent day ticket fishing, can anyone recommend any venues? I'm mainly looking to pleasure fish for whatever I catch, any hints and tips on particular venues very much appreciated, many thanks

Hi, I'm new to the Ipswich area and am looking for decent day ticket fishing, can anyone recommend any venues? I'm mainly looking to pleasure fish for whatever I catch, any hints and tips on particular venues very much appreciated, many thanks

Wonderful, lol made me laugh at any rate

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I'm in, the post cards on the way

Moore

Past

Works ok. Great fish. Well done.

I take my kids fishing, they ask me if i'll take them, they love it. To be fair I dont get to fish myself when I take them, Natasha is 7 years old and can cast, strike and land a fish. She's still not happy about putting the maggots on the hook yet. Matthew is 3 years old and he likes to 'help Daddy' hold his rod, he does have his own 'propper rod' that granddad got him for his birthday. I tend not to take both of them with me at the same time, to much for me to handle! We go for a few hours at a time to a local pit and try to stay well away from other anglers so as not to disturb them too much, that said, I was pleasently supprised when another angler came up to Natasha and asked if she would like his leftover bait. He stayed and chatted for a few minutes said it was great to see children enjoying themselves without the aid of 'video games'

thanks for all the advice, as for carp i havent got the kit to fish for them, i'm a float man myself. i love to fish with really light tackle so i try not to fish where big carp are present.