rob.i

Kendo are your favourites the Kling ons

transport run along metal........clip

daylight alternating with night....bray

Rectal itching not good....burn

Nice one Chris glad to see the perserverance paid off ....Rob

Brilliant film the Football scene Classic comedy

You mean Jean-Marie Lepen and his stooges? The French do not really take him seriously you know. He is just something else to take the **** out of. Typical anti-lepen joke Quelle est la différence entre un meeting du Front National et un préservatif? Dans le préservatif, il n'y a qu'un seul gland. Roughly translated: What is the difference between a National Front meeting and a condom? You can only get one bell end in a condom.

weird I counted five first time then four on a recount six on another recount :cool: [ 08. April 2005, 11:23 AM: Message edited by: rob.i ]

Bread is also a good fishing bait lets ban it :Dps no 13 a cracker [ 08. April 2005, 11:02 AM: Message edited by: rob.i ]

Sieg Hiel mine Führer!Jesus, I did not think we had any British Nazi Party members on AN but I guess it takes all kinds Thankfully they will never get enough votes to form a government and if they ever do I can allus by a one way ferry ticket to France one weekend. straight into the arms of the FNP [ 07. April 2005, 01:33 PM: Message edited by: rob.i ]

Ive seen better tits under my t shirt [ 06. April 2005, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: rob.i ]

My local tackle dealer actually keeps plastic containers with a lid on them in case anyone forgets their bait boxes and doesnt charge you for them

Toast's always flat. Isn't it? yeah just like the world

sunny then showers of hail

apparently you can only get one if you are a blue badge holder but dont quote me

when casting for the first time keep the rod at 90 degrees to the water, when the feeder hits the bottom clip up then tighten up when next casting do the same except as the feeder hits the water after the line has has hit the clip let your rod tip down quickly any subsequent casts should be the same distance avoiding it falling in an arc

why does it not surprise me it started in a university flat

why cant I complain if I dont vote I dont like swede or parsnips thats why I dont eat them now if cabbage was on the menu I would eat it

have the butter and fried eggs got to be sent seperately

A part from the Facists Meglomaniacs and Kendos nappies I still enjoy reading posts on the forums for amusement and advice .Egos will be inflated and deflated it is the nature of things .Just because one person disagrees with another doesnt mean they are wrong but think differently///long live the space cadets

dont vote for anyone that,ll put the cat amongst the pigeons

wheres the bog roll

My 5 year old Grandaughter phoned my wife while we were shopping to tell us her arm had fallen off and that she was in hospital We countered by telling her we were on top of the Big One in Blackpool