Alan Fawcett

EH? i thought this BB rubbish was on Ch4, they don't get any of the licence fee that goes to greedy old aunty beeb Ch4 make their millions through advertisement, sponsorship and product placement ect

according to the news this morning Shilpa hasn't taken any of the stuff as racism...........says a lot doesn't it the person who its aimed at doesn't see it as racist only the PC brigade and a whole shed load of "bandwagon jumpers"

oh well Tel, at least with a chili you won't have to strain n risk rupturing owt Just be glad you weren't carp fishing h, just imagine the pain you might have gone through had the line snapped and you fell on your arris

bit like the amount of sleep i've lost over certain people no longer being on there and no that ain't aimed at the monkey hanging mackem wannabe

i've got some packs of grits here, they make an excellent carp bait.

Oi wannabe geordie.....less of the sheep eh. from what i've been told the last time les middy had a kiss the guy screamed just afterwar kissing him and decided to invade poland instead Murph........i've fixed the puter...i've hot wired it LOL. I was gonna make some remark about sussex but considering whats gone on there over the past few weeks i figured i'd be respp....respond....ressp....soddit...... i figured i'd be nice for once and not bother. Merry christmas to one and all

very rarely am i lost for words, but this morning........... R.I.P Gerry you'll be missed even by those of us who have never had the pleasure of your company. Our thoughts and sympathies go out to his family.

cor i can't believe it.....is Jeeps finally going off to join Derek Acora?? Take care Jon and i wish you good luck and good health in life.

Kempo, not being funny mate but he does state a friends selling the pole not him. I must admit i do agree though, it really would go a long way to help selling it if there were a few more detals like make, model ect

its a shame more people don't realise that the RNLI lads n lasses are all volunteers and they rely heavily on donaions to help keep them going. Its also a shame they don't charge those they go out to rescue, especally the idiots who think "got boat can sail" then go out without any of the correct gear, the other ermergancy services charge for some call outs so why don't the RNLI? Personaly i think we should be able to choose where our council tax is spent as i for one would gladly choose to give a share to the RNLI.

erm no but when i'm getting charged "new" import rates for second hand stuff it does get a smidgen upsetting.

LOL what do you mean will be? i brought 500 yesterday for 50p each

Newt kindly sent some stuff over and asked me to pass some of it onto Steve Burke as it saved postage. I was charged £15 in duty cos the nosy gits at customs had opened it and found some lures ect for Steve and a hard drive (2nd hand) that Newt had sent for me. Thery charged me the duty for a new hard drive after somehow working out that th one Newt had sent me was worth over £100!!!! From what i've been told they check a lot of mail and then keep a list of addresses that have recieved stuff, if it becomes a regular thing then they start opening stuff and applying the charges which you have to pay at the mail collection point or you don't get the stuff.

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FFS i keep tellin you.....i looked like that before Garfywarfy put on the pink tutu, yellow n red striped tights and green flippers...........................all the laughing at him just improved my looks.

sod it gimme his number, i'm working for the nhs mental health now and man a switch board at nights. We have one lovely scots lady who rings every 10 minutes (we reckon she's got an egg timer or something sat next to the phone) and will "live" whatever film she's just watched. Last night it was "pitch black" and she was palying the part of riddick, i reckon i'll just patch ehr through to Norries phone...........at least he'll be able to understand the accent.............oh hold on......she's actually a glasweigen so maybe he won't.

biggest problme with websites is that a lot of people who "run" them don't actually understand how the net works so they don't realise the same IP address can be used by different people who are members of the same site.

i was straight on and i'm on nthell as well but it could be down a proxy addy ect, i know when i check some IP's they come back as registered to certain areas on the ntl network so it may be someone from the same area as you has been banned. just emailed them for you mate, with a link to this thread, hope it helps.

see thats ya usual sasanach trying to be a highlander he can't even get the language right, a tap is a fosset....Fawcett comes from the ancient language of a wee place called the highlands (errrr thats the real Scotland, land of the Picts) and means multicoloured hillside....so there ya damned wannabe ENGLISHman Chris my name is real easy to spell, its Anal fawcett...............................er i think

Oh and Steve dunno where abouts in westmoreland you are mate but this is the weather forecast for Penrith click here.....you should be ok mate they're only forecasting minus 3

i am doing and now i can't stop laughing at the thought of you in a bobble hat with ya thermos and butties wrapped in wax paper LOL

Feck it Chris you ain't got nothing worth living for.........g'wan son finish it all now nice n quiet like, strip neked lay in a field n just let the cold take you away. before you go though don't forget to change the will to leave me all the tackle you've got hidden away.

DAMNIT i miss all the fun.....D says no way am i allowed over there on my own cos she knows i wanna go drive a car into a twister...should be ok with todays advances in air bag technology. dumbas$ rebs......i said i wanted Clair Goose for xmas......preferably in a white basque and thigh length boots........PWHOOOOOOAARRRRR and for those of you who don't know who Clair is.....................

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh i feel all warm n fuzzy again now......oh!!....er nurse...the bags come off again.

Everyone else is getting abuse apart from me........snot fair i tell ya's............i spent feckin years learning how to p!ss people off and then find its all to waste.....thats it..... my teddy is out the pram, my dummies spat and my football is coming home with me..................sod the lot of you, you ungrateful bunch of inbred fish humpin anti anglers. ops forgot to add, i ain't coming back either..............................................well not for at least an hour.