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Huge_Vitae

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  1. And remember that General Gordon was there to put an end to the Slave trade in that area and paid for his repulsion on the subject with his life.
  2. Is this a new house price crash or a continuation of the multiple housing market crashes that have been ongoing since 2016 Ken? If I recall correctly the fall immediately after the Brexit vote was predicted at 30%. on another point Ken, I see you will have to amend your list of business losses due to membership of the EU as Cadbury have decided to return their base business operations to U.K. Now we just need Ford to return to Southampton and we’ll be well on the way to repairing some of the damage to this Country caused by EU membership. Perhaps the windfall tax proposed by Libour can pay for that as well along with everything else it’s going to cover including everybody’s Christmas and birthday presents for the next five years and a supplement to the expenditure of the tooth fairy.
  3. We have a poster on here who lives on another planet and is brain dead, he might be able to help.
  4. Is it time for the dribble dribble song yet people?
  5. Whose manifesto is that now and where/when do we vote?
  6. All of that astrology shite is total crap without any basis whatsoever. I fail to see that the day of someone’s birth can dictate their thoughts or actions. But I’m a Taurus and that’s what we’re like.
  7. Clever manipulation of fact to the question is he a BBC Employee? perhaps something to do with the £4.9m tax bill the tax man is chasing him for that he says is the responsibility of the BBC.
  8. What he says Have a good year all and tight lines.
  9. Jan, Sue, and Mary haven't seen each other since leaving school. They rediscover each other via Friends Reunited and arrange to meet for lunch. Jan arrives first, wearing a beige Versace dress. She orders a bottle of Pinot Grigio. Sue arrives shortly afterward, wearing a grey Chanel number. After the initial hugs and kisses she joins Jan in a glass of wine. Then Mary walks in, wearing a faded old tee-shirt, blue jeans and boots. She too shares the wine. Jan explains that after leaving school and attending Oxford University she met and married Timothy, with whom she has a beautiful daughter. Timothy is a partner in one of London's leading law firms. They live in a 4000 sq ft apartment on Park Lane and Susanna, the daughter, attends drama school. They have a second home in Portugal. Sue relates that she graduated from Cambridge University, studied to become a doctor and became a surgeon. Her husband, Clive, is a leading financial investment banker in the City. They live in the Surrey stockbroker belt and have a second home in Italy. Mary explains that after she left school at 17, she ran off with her boyfriend, Mark. They run a tropical bird park in Essex and grow their own vegetables. Mark can stand five parrots, side by side, on his erect penis. Halfway down the third bottle of wine and several hours later, Jan blurts out that her husband is really a cashier at Tesco, they live in a small apartment in Bromley and have a caravan parked on the front drive. Sue, chastened and encouraged by her old friend's honesty, explains that she and Clive are both nursing care assistants in an old people's home. They live in Peckham and take camping holidays in Kent. Mary admits that the fifth parrot has to stand on one leg.
  10. A drunk fisherman who smelled of beer sat down on a subway train next to a priest. The man's shirt was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of rum was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the fisherman turned to the priest and asked, "Say Father, what causes arthritis?" The priest replies, "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath." The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be damned", Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?" The drunk fisherman answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does!!
  11. Ray Allen (82) creator of “some mother’s do ‘av ‘em.” Proud caulkhead and life time resident of Ryde. Nice down to earth chap to chat to.
  12. Three things the media aren’t telling you today. 1) Labour (&EU for that matter) claims that energy producers are sitting on 170 billions of profit are false and misleading. 2) ONS stats published today prove the U.K. is NOT in recession as predicted by BOE and others, par for the course really since they never get predictions correct. 3) Performance of £, US$ and EU€ show without doubt that decline of £ has nothing to do with Budget or Brexit.
  13. Absolutely incredible, another day to feel proud of our great Country. No other State in the World could do that.
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