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I know youve been a bit under the weather lately Ken But I doubt that you need help

Happy christmas Judy XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX:D

Elton that person is trying to Blackmail you tell the police! I would imagine that would wipe the smile off of the P4icks face.

That avatar is Fantastic Judy

Sorry about that one Guys Someone gave me Beer! And started on the Tommy Cooper Jokes.

They found our local Ice cream man dead this morning on the floor of his ice cream van. He was coverd with strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands the Police think he topped him self...........

I was stung by a wasp in the same place three times once I not going there again.

A good piont made by Den about tyre wieghts they are not lead but they have a large amount of Antimony in them if you are casting Pirks add a few to the Mix they come out with an almoust Chrome like shine

Beat yor self with a big Bunch of wet Holly whilst standing in a Bucket of Rotten Lug worm, Ive just tried it in the interest of science Its Nasty Friday was Ruined

It was ment to be harsh Ken I think Poor old Roy Castle would disagree with you Ken as far as passive smoking is concerned, I also think there are many studies that would indicate the reduction of Lung function in children belonging to smokers especialy if they are already astmatic. What I find hard to accept is that poeple who try to Defend a presumed right to do somthing that affects the well being of other poeple so Vehemantly. Alcohol without a dout comes with Its own Monsters But In moderation it is a pleasent thing the same can not be said for Tobaco, I as I have said before I Smoked with my young son in the car with me he would ask me not to and I would still do it and tell him off for having the audacity to tell an adult what to do, I am ashamed of my self to this day, Thats what I hate about Smoking the selfishness it drives you to in the defence of your addiction. Tax it to Extinction I say at least some good would come of it then.

Elton have a look around the boot sales for an old Hot glue pot There are two type one is a bit like a double bioler and useless you want the cast iron type that sits on the burner I use an all stainless steel soup ladle that Ive put a dink in the rim to form a spout to ease pouring. I have a propain burner for melting asphelt for roofing so a heat source is a doddle, I have been tempted to try Chesters Blast furnace tecnoligy just cause it sounds fun. if you know some one with a grinder and more that a bit of guts ,cut the bottom off an old gas bottle or fire extinguisher they make great crucibles for lead smelting.

Just one for the pot. there is such a thing as moderate or sensible drinking and there is more than anicdotal evidence that it can be benificial,there is no such thing as moderate or sensible smokeing and cast iron proof of its detromental effects, It is a vile loathsome habit that is inflicted on passers by and children by inconsiderate poeple, one of which I was one of! I would not ban it though. just Tax it into extinction, The only true benifit of Smoking revenue.

Lion thinks.............. that must be one of those soweto squatters Ive heard so much about!!!!!!!!

Clarance is that you ?

Weather rockets are shot into the atmosphere in order to break up clouds -- either to protect crops or to simply improve the weather. Unfortunately, one of these rockets recently missed its target, causing anything but a sunny day in one Chinese town. Inner Mongolia resident Wang Diange was killed after an explosion rocked the house where he was staying. It was raining, so authorities assumed the house had been struck by lightning. But the story took an even stranger turn a few days later when Wang's body exploded in a cremation chamber, blowing the doors off the unit. No one could figure out why the blast had occurred, until one of the fragments was found afterward bearing a military serial number. It was determined to be part of a shell casing from -- you guessed it -- a weather rocket. Turns out the weather bureau had been firing shells containing silver iodide in order to break up some hail that was forming in the sky. One unexploded shell plummeted to Earth and burst through Wang's house, killing him stone dead. Now, three years after Mr Wang died, his family have received 80,000 yuan (£8,000) in compensation. A sad tale Piched this of off AOL News,

Yes I have in spite of having a well established Buisness in the Black requiring no Funding What so ever or no over draft, they declined me I wonder why?

Clog Dancing with Kebab Knives, Dressed like Traditional Lithuanian Turkey farmers. I love Fusion Music I couldn't spot any Rappers Was 50 cent unwell on the night of the preformance?

I always found Deal pier a bit Clicky, Ive been toying with giving the Checkers ago In the early spring!

He had the last laugh though it wernt him walkng home in his Socks.

If this recent flush of decent cod fishing we have enjoyed for the last three years keeps up the halcyon days could well return, The worst fishing I experianced was the 90s I nearly hung up my sea tackle all together to concentrate on trout fishing, also Ray,Bass & smoothhound fishing is good. all in all Not bad.

Sorry about the delay in replying Steve, Plumstead, South East London

I Think you would have recourse to the Law as you are Intitled to Undisturbed enjoyment (I can't think of the correct legal term) of your rented property, Firstly Catalouge the unresonable behavour of the other tennent,also the amount of times you have brought it to the attention of your landlady If you have indipendent arangements with your landlady this women is in fact a niehbour, Your Landlady would be in breach of her contract to you if she lets the anti social behavoiur of another tennent interfeer with your enjoyment of your rented property. £40 quid and half an hour with a lawyer should help you loads.

Good Day afloat today with Dentex Charters out of Chatham Marine With a bunch of lads from The London Fire Brigade, 22 Codling to 6 rods with loads of sub 3LB fish returned,also handfull of good whiting, One cod 7LB on the nose, the sprats are In but dont seem to be keeping down the Cod at the moment, Huge tide lots of colour in the water, All in all a good day out

I don't enjopy his brand of humor, But I can understand the attraction if that's what you are into As someone has already said Maybe he was just Crap!

Happy birthday mate