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Wag

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Not a kinky request.

I'm sure I read an article on AN a couple of years ago with the dubious title "How to sh*t in space" which was a really funny account of the desperate measures taken by the writer to carry out the necessary function whilst out fishing, but I'm bu$$ered if I can find it now.

Does anyone recall it, or know where I can get a copy? I've tries all the usual search engines etc.

Maybe I'm imagining it!

Where's the 'ANY' key?

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Maybe it got edited :rolleyes:

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I don't recall it here.

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It sounds like a Chris Donovan tale (heavily into the scatological is Chris, infact just about any bodily functions) from Pike and Predator forum.

 

But that will have gone now unless they archived the non-fishing section before temporarily scrapping it.

 

[ 24. July 2004, 09:16 AM: Message edited by: ajp ]

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I found it.

It wasn't on AN after all. That's what you get browsing around fishing websites all day.

 

Here's a link if anyone wants a giggle:-

 

The Water Closet

 

It made me laugh anyway.

Where's the 'ANY' key?

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LOL @ ajp. Not sure about Wag but I certainly enjoyed that one.

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