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" My choices in life were either to be a piano player in a whore house or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference!" - Harry Truman, 33rd US President

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"This week's special"

 

"Deep fried Puffer fish"

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"I envy not him that eats better meat than I do, nor him that is richer, or that wears better clothes than I do. I envy nobody but him, and him only, that catches more fish than I do"

...Izaac Walton...

 

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hembo Member

hembo

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calm down dear its only a a ladder.

 

 

or

 

 

how do you like your fish rare or nearly extinct>

The salary of the chief executive of a large corporation is not a market award for achievement. It is frequently in the nature of a warm personal gesture by the individual to himself.

John Kenneth Galbraith

 

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CUSTOMER:

2 Cod Fillets please.

 

CAPTAIN BILLY:

'2 Cod fillets madam'!

We havent had any of those in since 2005,

I have some lovely Coelacanth steaks instead though.

 

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HUSBAND:

Captain Billy used to be a commercial fisherman years ago.

 

WIFE:

Once a Fish Thief, always a Fish Thief I guess Dear.

 

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CUSTOMER:

Could I have some fresh Halibut please Captain Billy.

 

CAPTAIN BILLY:

Fred! give me a hand out the back and bring the shotgun.

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