Ever been driven at 109mph?

[awaaar]

I went for the optional indicators on my BM - £200 quid extra!

[n4lly]

 

I also have the privilage of driving in the BMW lane

 

 

[Emz]

n4lly:

 

 

I also have the privilage of driving in the BMW lane

 

 

                     

Jammy Git

 

I don't know why everyones pointing the finger at BMW Drivers, merc's can be as bad

 

"Burk in the Merc" as my mam likes to say everytime one forgets to indicate

 

[ 15. April 2005, 05:38 PM: Message edited by: Emz ]

[Slashley]

Cruised at 110 mph on me Bandit..........but don't make a habit of it. In this day and age I tend to stick to the limits.................

[kendo]

 

I can go 4mph with a push from me mum.

[Guest STAN]

Newt:

 

Newt:

the old regal was suprisingly fast (in a straight line) the spedo went to 80 and i often had the needle behind the center boss ,my mate clocked my ton on his bike it did go faster but at the peril of shincter preopening  

A hip young man goes out and buys a 1997 Ferrari GTO. It is the best and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?"

 

The young man replies, "A 1997 Ferrari GTO. They cost about a half million dollars!"

 

"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so much?"

 

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude proudly.

 

The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" "Sure," replies the owner.

 

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!" Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster!

 

"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it almost looked like the old man on the moped!

 

"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!"

 

Again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the dying old man and says, "You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?"

 

The old man moans and replies, "Yes, Unhook my suspenders from your side-view mirror!"

this joke draws a pension

[Emz]

kendo:

 

 

I can go 4mph with a push from me mum.

 

Thats cute

[kendo]

it's actually yellow I'm afraid.

[me]

i know someone who has reached 185 mph yes thats mph on a motor bike on private land.

 

like the car kendo!

[kendo]

ahh cheers mate.