French Footballer Fails Drugs Test

[rabster]

BREAKING NEWS

It's alleged that one of the French football players has failed a drugs and alcohol test yesterday (Monday).

 

If this is confirmed as positive, under World Football Federation rules, paragraph 6 sub section 2e, France will forfeit the first group match 3-0.

 

Scroll down for the full report

 

 

-

 

-

-

-

-

 

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

-

 

-

-

 

Carlsberg don't post messages on forums, but if they did they'd probably be the best messages in the world

[ayjay]

Sophie Ellis Bexter was recently found lying dead at the home of a french footballer -

 

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

- It was murder on Zidanes floor.

[bluezulu]

[Elton]

[Tyke]

[rabster]

How about these two?? Which are slightly out of date given Englands win V the Swiss this evening, but they still made me laugh.

 

-------------------------------------------------

 

In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a

spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful looking fat

lady.

 

After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass

through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

 

When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark

on his cheek.

 

The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted to touch

me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in

turn must have slapped his face"

 

The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on

theblonde and she smacked him".

 

The Frenchman thought - "That f---ing Englishman put his hand on

that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".

 

The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I

can smack that French **** again !!"

 

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

Why do Englishmen make better lovers than the French?

 

because we stay on top for 90 minutes and still come second!

[Andrew Burgess]