favourite quote!

[bluezulu]

Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children

[little onions]

"Behind every good woman is a man on his hands and knees." Anon!

[Slashley]

out of my mind--back in five minutes..........

[Slashley]

beauty is in the eye of the beer holder........

[Slashley]

gravity always gets me down...........

[blindog]

I have never went to bed with an ugly woman

 

I have woken up with quite a few.

[John Ellison]

how do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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I'll tell you later.

[n4lly]

For the Norwich fans its

 

"Relegation, gets you down"

 

[Guest sslatter]

"He is so dense, light bends round him.."

"Somewhere there's a village missing an idiot.."

"If his IQ were any lower, they’d be watering him twice a week."

"If brains were taxed, he should apply for a rebate."

"If you gave him a penny for his thoughts, you'd expect some change.."

 

All attributed to an american army officer whose name escapes me.

[Tog]

“During one of our trips through Afghanistan we lost our corkscrew,

We had to live on food and water for several days”. (W.C.Fields)

 

“If at first you don't succeed, don’t try skydiving”

 

“Behind every great man, there's a surprised woman”

 

“Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted”. – (Groucho Marx)

 

“You need a bigger boat!” (Capt Brodie – Jaws)