favourite quote!

[bluezulu]

you must all have a favourite quote or saying!

here's mine:

sex is like a game of bridge,

if you havn't got a good partner you'd better have a good hand!

[ayjay]

I have different ones at different times, but here's a couple that are in my head at the moment.

 

People think I'm no fool; but I am. - Spike Milligan

 

A bayonet is a weapon with a worker at both ends - (can't remember)

[tugmistress]

one i made up myself but i think rings true to life with a lt of people.....

 

nobody ever grows up, they just gain more will power

[kirkby john]

Don't be messing with that bow, you'll have someone's eye out- King Harold

[Peter Waller]

Mine's a pint! (anon).

[Ken Davison South Wales]

Its' a fool who thinks he is the best, there is always someone better

[kirkby john]

When the only tool you have is a hammer

everything looks like a nail - anon ( or I don't know who said it )

 

Never assume, it makes an ASS-of-U-and-Me. from an old boss of mine.

[John S]

I am, sir, a Brother of the Angle - Izaak Walton

 

A pint? That's very nearly an armful! - Tony Hancock

[Newt]

"It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion."

-- William Randolph Inge

 

"So long as you rob Peter to pay Paul, you'll have Paul's support."

-- Anonymous

[wirral sea fishing]

Its not worth a carrot - when it comes to the crunch !