April Fool

[Elton]

Anyone hear of any major April Fool pranks yesterday? Or did you fool for one yourself?

[Alan Stubbs]

I got up and came to work... that's a fool enough thing to do!

[Guest jay_con]

Phoned me mother and told her 2 ton of cow manure would be dumped on her drive in 10 mins time.

 

I think the inheritance is down the pan.

[hembo]

i work in a delivery office and it was as though april fools day never existed,i did mention to the thickest member in the office(not the manager)that i was thinking of joining the french foriegn legion and he asked is it the same as the british legion.

spring i will have to remember that next year for my parents.

[northern mark]

Took my young un fishing yesterday when we got home he told his mam he had fallen in

 

She went up the wall, came back down rather quickly when he told her it was an April fool

[argyll]

All in all a little disappointing I thought. The Sun had this story about an illegal gypsy encampment on the lawn outside Windsor Castle, but the picture of caravans in Windsor Park was so badly stitched together that their graphics bod should have been fired.

The best fishing 'prank' in recent years was about 2001 when a 'kid' came onto the Pike and Predators forum and said. 'My dad and myself have just returned from Scotland fishing for salmon. We accidentally caught a 55lb pike in Loch Lomond and the ghillie said it was a new record fish, so we kept it. Can anyone recommend a good taxidermist in the London area' Hysterical responses, particularly from those north of the border.

[jeepster]

there was a good BMW ad i saw in the guardian, saying that from 2007 the use of right hand drive cars would be banned in mainland europe, so they had invented a steering wheelless car.

[Guest jay_con]

Hembo. Spend time learning to talk lie a farmer from the south west. That way they will deffo be conviced.

[rob.i]

My 5 year old Grandaughter phoned my wife while we were shopping to tell us her arm had fallen off and that she was in hospital We countered by telling her we were on top of the Big One in Blackpool

[Casey]

Sometimes I work nights, sometimes I work days, when I'm not working days, Im on nights....

 

so one morning April the 1st, I wrote in a message book a note for my manager, she only became the manager after an interview final with this other person a few weeks ago.

 

The other person left the job after her defeat

 

The note read

"Margaret, Stephanie Haynes visited us this morning at 2:30am, totally inebriated, she was banging on the door and swearing her head off, she was demanding her job back, she said she is going to come back later when you arrive for work at 8:30am.

Casey."

 

I havent seen her yet till Monday.

 

My manager is a timid woman.