Lancs v Yorks

[Chris Goddard]

OH HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN!!??

Thadduweltaramembait!! Yabigdolluparotpot!! Bigumthameksmibludboilwithirantinsanravinsthasnobutabairnwenalsedandunista?????

 

Chris

[Alan Roe]

See what I mean that cans't even speak proper unlike us Lancs folk but then we've moved on from slate n chalk in t' classroom!

 

I've allus said that Tyke were a heathen tounge and tha hast proven it!

 

N'then dos't tha still use Wode over there fer paintin thesen's??

 

Is there a truer sayin?? "Yorkshire born Yorkshire bred. Strong inth' arm and thick in th'head"

 

Yonder fine upstanding Lancastrians have nowt to fear from the Tykes at this fish in....Don''t worry we'll be patient in teaching thee all how to fish.

[Tyke]

Thaswotarlike Chris Yarksheerspoklarkitshudbe.

Plane nt simpletounnerstandthanos.

Apartfrom T yarksheere puds thas fogerrin Mucky fat on toest.

Anyroad yarksheere puds are T better thun eighting summat them odd sheeap bits tha lancs lot do.

An we avt Bradfoord, curry capital of t world.

Tha cant whack a chicken jalfrezi in yer big puds.

[phil dean]

That's it we've got em, running scared now, no replies for over a day..white rose wins.as it should be.

[Zinky]

Can Cheshire get in on this one???

We have stinko

[Alan Roe]

Nay Phil thou has't not won this or any other round..... Tykes have had to be kept in their place this is a tradition that started with the wars of the roses and has been maitained ever since!

 

Cheshire?? Cheshire??? Where the hell is that???

 

It has to be understood that the only reason that the superlative Lancastrians do battle with the Tykes is ......That there is no-one else worth the bother......

[phil dean]

Though hating to agree with thy flatulant self alan, i have to concur....bugger off to cheshire, wherever that is...yer omust a bloody southerner.

 

As alan meant to say is the the only reason we yorkshire folk put so much effort into fighten these ere lancashire wimps is 'cos them bloody southerners aint worth the breath!!

[Zinky]

Ok boys may your lines snap and reels jam. Floods loads of them all NEXT WINTER.

You all live on the wrong side of the hill.

 

[Tyke]

An we dunt have non o that Shtinko stuff.

Reckon ill stick wiv me yorksheer puddin flavoured pellets.........wi Gravy dip.

[Gazza_Wakey]

I am trying to think of summat good to say about Lancashire but can't think of owt