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We had some cook-in-sauce Spanish Chicken for tea and my 4-year old has been sick a few times tonight. I'm pretty certain the two aren't related, as the rest of us are fine.

 

However, after one bout of vomiting, my little girl looked at me and said, "I think it's that Spanish chicken, daddy. It's meant for Spanish people." :D

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sensible child there Elton :D

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

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:lol: Hope she gets better soon Elton.

Funny the things they come out with, :D

Tell her im really sorry. :lol:

 

Don't be sorry mate you didn't cook it or eat it. Elton mixed up some old groundbait and boilies into it to give it more flavor or was it the camo pot noodle on the side

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.... or was it the camo pot noodle on the side

 

What have I started :lol:

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Now I wonder just where I can get some camo food dye from...hehehe

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