chesters1 secret hideout revealed

[Vagabond]

Funny you should say that Tyke, 'cos when I first saw Chesters, I thought........No, it can't be

[chesters1]

it was the sequins and tassels wasent it i told the mrs they wern't suitable on a yellow coat :mad:

[Snatcher]

Hellow stop this - Nudge

 

Is Chesters a real peson or is this just a nightmare?

[chesters1]

chesters1 isnt a real person ,dave his handler is as Vagabond will confirm

[Vagabond]

Chesters is trying to confuse you Snatcher, the yellow coat is lent to Dave the Bailiff so Surrey Man in his BMW doesn't damage Chesters's bike (which D the B borrows to go a-bailiffing). The coat also scares off poachers from the pond and frightens the horses on the village green.

 

Chesters remains at home, suitably accoutred for winding up AN posters. He hardly ever wears the yellow coat when posting.

[chesters1]

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Chesters remains at home, suitably accoutred for winding up AN posters. He hardly ever wears the yellow coat when posting.

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this is correct ,whilst posting and indeed at all times i'm not out bailiffing i merely dress as normal people ,a straw boater set at a jaunty angle ,a cravat and smoking jacket over a silk dressing gown with a dragon on the back over a pair of rabbit skin lined satin trousers,my carefully powdered feet reside within silk lined sneekers and my hands within blush pink coloured calf skin gloves ,my beard carefully netted and my tash freshly waxed :confused: see i'm justy a normal "joe" like everyone else :confused:

i relax back in my chair in thought with a corncob pipe suitably loaded with bracken and sheep's wool puffing contentedly as i dream up yet another contraversial subject for chesters1 to post for the unaware or unwise to bite at ,my wife at my side reminding me of comma's and full stops that should be inserted and capital letter to be added ,her thoughts go unheeded after all chesters1 would never listen would he

 

[ 29. April 2005, 10:29 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

[poledark]

S'funny that Chesty, that is EXACTLY as I pictured you

 

 

Den

[chesters1]

glad not to spoil your illusion Den

[Newt]

chesters1:

whilst posting and indeed at all times i'm not out bailiffing i merely dress as normal people ,a straw boater set at a jaunty angle ,a cravat and smoking jacket over a silk dressing gown with a dragon on the back over a pair of rabbit skin lined satin trousers,my carefully powdered feet reside within silk lined sneekers and my hands within blush pink coloured calf skin gloves ,my beard carefully netted and my tash freshly waxed. see i'm justy a normal "joe" like everyone else.

i relax back in my chair in thought with a corncob pipe suitably loaded with bracken and sheep's wool puffing contentedly

All sounds perfectly normal and about what I do evenings except for the pink gloves. I prefer natural or possibly a light grey.

[chesters1]

i take mr M Jackson as my dress idol

p.s. i dont follow any other leads from him if you get my drift