Famous Anglers On The Bank - Competition

[chevin]

Mayor of Hiroshima, "Nuclear fishin?" What's that?

[Hereford_angler]

quote:

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Saddam Hussain talking to baliff: "i do not possess barbed hooks!"

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You can just picture his face!

 

How about:

Oliver Twist: "please Sir, can i have some more maggots?"

[Woodzzz]

Rolf Harris on a mixed coarse fishery: 'Have you guessed what it is yet?'

 

Or Gareth Gates: 'Itsss, itsss, itssss, it's a f-f-f-fish!'

[macca29]

On the bog theme:

Captain Kirk- 'Arhhh the kling-ons'

 

Celeb thing.

Anne Robinson on the bank with major snag on her tackle giving it a huge pull" You are the weakest link, Goodbye. "

[Peter Waller]

John Major, in a suitably patronising tone, was heard to say, whilst leering directly at the camera: 'The fact of the matter is that I have caught a bigger one than any of my friends opposite!!'

 

A well known lady member, serving under John Major at the time, was heard exclaiming, from JM's office, that indeed he did have a big one!

 

So he was telling the truth!!!!!!!

 

[ 30. January 2003, 08:28 PM: Message edited by: Peter Waller ]

[Guest sslatter]

macca29:Anne Robinson on the bank with major snag on her tackle giving it a huge pull:

"You are the weakest link. Goodbye."

Excellent.

[Slyder]

Tony Blair wiping his hands after unhooking a bream - "I'm going to be tough on slime, and tough on the causes of slime".

 

[ 31. January 2003, 07:06 AM: Message edited by: Slyder ]

[wotnobivvy]

Schoolmaster to young Chris Yates 'Boy, you will learn to love the cane when you get older'

[wotnobivvy]

Queen Victoria after losing yet another salmon on the Balmoral beat: "We are not amused"

[Mark L]

Sir Michael Cain,

on the river bank after kicking in his bait box.

 

You're only surposed to take the bl**dy lid off.