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PFM went so far as to suggest that someone with a chemistry degree might be able to create an aresol filled with the aroma of well done sirlion as a cow repellant :) Oat

 

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All UK cows are mad and FMC. It's a fact. No, it's the law!

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spindle - you could always try the old Charlie Bronson method - quote:-

 

"Knocking out a cow may seem insane. (To some, impossible.) But why is it? A cow’s got a jaw; anything with a jaw can be knocked out!! If not with a fist then with something more substantial! Sure, a cow can’t hit back! But what’s that got to do with a spur of the moment insane experiment? You, or most of you, eat the things, don’t you?" unquote

"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."

 

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