are you an'expert'?

[MatthewP]

I'd be a bit cynical about anyone considering themselves an "expert" in the world of angling!

:confused:

[corydoras]

grumpybum:

What is the definition of "expert"?

 

Mine is.....  Ex as in a has been,  Spurt a drip under pressure.   Any more?

An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less.

[Elton]

FHM magazine once contacted me, wanting an article of tickling trout.

 

Not one to miss an opportunity, I contacted a mate and got him to explain how it's done.

 

When the article was published, the credit read something along the lines of "Elton Murphy, Angling Expert".

 

Go figure......

[awaaar]

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Originally posted by Elton:

"Elton Murphy, Angling Expert".

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LOL - I think you should use that statement as you're footer

 

classic

[Ed Matysiak]

Elton:

FHM magazine once contacted me, wanting an article of tickling trout.

 

Not one to miss an opportunity, I contacted a mate and got him to explain how it's done.

 

When the article was published, the credit read something along the lines of "Elton Murphy, Angling Expert".

 

Go figure......    

Hail mighty Elton

[Alan Taylor]

corydoras:

An expert is someone who knows more and more about less and less.

I was feeling a bit left out here, I only got one right, AT Alan Taylor an expert by corydoras definition

[awaaar]

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Originally posted by Alan Taylor:

I was feeling a bit left out here, I only got one right

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I think what he was getting with these questions is that Anglers who fish regularly on Rivers in the UK should be the one who have a say on the blah blah blah

 

you know what I mea bla bla blah

 

anyone got a poopa scoopa?

[Julian]

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I think what he was getting at with these questions is that Anglers who fish regularly on Rivers in the UK should be the one who have a say on the blah blah blah

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So why ask questions about Barbel? Surely everyone knows you only find those in commercial fisheries!

 

Julian

[JaMiMa]

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What is the definition of "expert"?

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My misses was pert until she had our son. The effects that nature has on female anatomy - now she is definately an ex -pert!!!!

 

God I hope she doesn't accidently stumble across this site.......

[wunnus]

These questions beg the question

expert what?

sorry spelling error expert **** ?

 

The day you believe that you know it all about fish is the day that you should leave the rod in the corner and get the nurse to take you to that beetle drive.