My Wife, The Man!

[uk-carp.com]

Ok how about this, my missus is nearly 5 months pregnant and still refuses to go into the kitchen. She says it smells i have cleaned it top to bottom even removed the very mouldy potatoes but she still won't go in there. I have to do everything that comes with a kitchen God help me

[Excalibur]

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I have to do everything that comes with a kitchen God help me

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What's a kitchen?

[uk-carp.com]

That's how i used to be, now look at me :mad:

[poledark]

Uk carp com, don't tell me you fell for that one....these women, they get pregnant and then use it for an excuse to "become allergic" to all sorts of domestic chores.

 

Most women would love to fart like us men, they just think it is not ladylike, so they bottle them up....but the moment they are pregnant, off they go, like trumpeters. It's the "special condition" that allows them to behave with absolutely no decorum

 

Give in now and you will be lost forever

 

Den

 

[ 26. April 2003, 06:06 PM: Message edited by: poledark ]

[uk-carp.com]

i've been had

[MrWiggly]

She saw you coming mate !!

[davidP]

MrWiggly:

She saw you coming mate !!

As she's pregnant, yes, she probably did!!

 

I'll get me coat....

[nursejudy]

you men have to suffer in some way to make up for the suffering that the babies birth can bring.

nursejudy

[chesters1]

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you men have to suffer in some way to make up for the suffering that the babies birth can bring.

nursejudy [[Eek!]]

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cant be that bad, you women make the same noises delivering it as conceiving it

[Jim Roper]

Perhaps farting prevents them getting piles!

 

Nurse Judy, please discuss.