Joke.

[little onions]

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone had said their goodbyes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed again.

It was a majestic tribute to the much loved cardiologist.

Suddenly one of the mourners burst into a fit of laughter. Irritated by his insensitivity, the man sitting next to him asked, "Why are you laughing?"

"I was just thinking about MY funeral," he said, "I'm a gynaecologist."

[Apache]

LOL

[little onions]

I wonder how many more 'interesting' occupations could apply to this joke.

I'll start the ball rolling, as it were, with Proctologist!

[Apache]

undertaker!

[ayjay]

Sausage manufacturer.

[Steve Burke]

Lion tamer!

[nursejudy]

condom manufacturer

nursejudy

[Marcel Boogaard]

Maybe too obvious, but how about a fisherman?

[Alan Taylor]

Marcel Boogaard:

Maybe too obvious, but how about a fisherman?

Old fishermen don't die, they just SMELL that way

 

Alan(nl)

[Guest sslatter]

little onions:

I wonder how many more 'interesting' occupations could apply to this joke.

I'll start the ball rolling, as it were, with Proctologist!

I went out with a proctologist once. I thought she was gorgeous, but she thought I was a pain in the a**e.