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peter morton

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Federal Aviation Agency

800 Independence Avenue S.W.

Washington, D.C. 20591

 

Dear Sirs;

 

I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same

time getting our airline industry back on its feet.

 

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at naked

women we should replace all of our female flight attendants

with strippers.

 

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a

naked woman, and of course, every businessman in this country would

start flying again in hope of seeing a naked woman.

 

We would have no more hijackings, and the airline industry would have

record sales.

 

Now why didn't Congress think of this?

 

Sincerely,

 

Bill Clinton

Peter.

Happiness is a rod in your hand.

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Excuse me, but what about the sheep?

John S

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Species caught in 2017 Common Ash, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, White Willow.

Species caught in 2016: Alder, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Crab Apple, Left Earlobe, Pedunculate Oak, Rock Whitebeam, Scots Pine, Smooth-leaved Elm, Swan, Wayfaring tree.

Species caught in 2015: Ash, Bird Cherry, Black-Headed Gull, Common Hazel, Common Whitebeam, Elder, Field Maple, Gorse, Puma, Sessile Oak, White Willow.

Species caught in 2014: Big Angry Man's Ear, Blackthorn, Common Ash, Common Whitebeam, Downy Birch, European Beech, European Holly, Hawthorn, Hazel, Scots Pine, Wych Elm.
Species caught in 2013: Beech, Elder, Hawthorn, Oak, Right Earlobe, Scots Pine.

Species caught in 2012: Ash, Aspen, Beech, Big Nasty Stinging Nettle, Birch, Copper Beech, Grey Willow, Holly, Hazel, Oak, Wasp Nest (that was a really bad day), White Poplar.
Species caught in 2011: Blackthorn, Crab Apple, Elder, Fir, Hawthorn, Horse Chestnut, Oak, Passing Dog, Rowan, Sycamore, Willow.
Species caught in 2010: Ash, Beech, Birch, Elder, Elm, Gorse, Mullberry, Oak, Poplar, Rowan, Sloe, Willow, Yew.

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