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awaaar

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awaaar

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The dinner party's over.

> Your parents are there,

> Your in laws are there,

> Your boss and his wife are there,

> The vicar and his wife are there,

> You're all settling down for a nice relaxing evening

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"I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy."

 

- WC Fields

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chesters1 Member

chesters1

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i think she`s telling you its that time of the month again :D

Believe NOTHING anyones says or writes unless you witness it yourself and even then your eyes can deceive you

None of this "the enemy of my enemy is my friend" crap it just means i have at least two enemies!

 

There is only one opinion i listen to ,its mine and its ALWAYS right even when its wrong

 

Its far easier to curse the darkness than light one candle

 

Mathew 4:19

Grangers law : anything i say will  turn out the opposite or not happen at all!

Life insurance? you wont enjoy a penny!

"To compel a man to furnish contributions of money for the propagation of opinions which he disbelieves and abhors, is sinful and tyrannical." Thomas Jefferson

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John Ellison

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I once got to the bus terminus and had a quick look round the bus and someone had left a sports holdall on. I opened it up and it contained dozens and dozens canisters of evening primrose capsules. Ditto with some other herbal remedy.

A dildo, vibrator, and seven hard porn videos.

I handed the lot in, as one does, thinking that I'll be getting that lot back after 3 months, nobody will dare admit to leaving that lot on a bus. I thought it looked as though someone had done a chemists, sweeping the nearest things worth nicking into the holdall. So convinced was I that I'd be seeing that bag again that I drew up a long list of sad bus drivers who were interested in started a video club We were devastated when it was claimed the very next day :( .

I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness I can show to any fellow - creature, let me do it now, let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

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