and we worry about moslems being hardcore

[chesters1]

recieved a job application through the post today ,i have never seen such an item ,we worry when they ask if we smoke or have previous convictions but look at this, is it legal :mad: in the introduction there is a line saying "Our staff are paid a small allowance not a market related wage" I.E. out goes the minimum wage :mad: this is a job as a humble gardener in a "christian" "learning center" ticking a box in the list below indicates your a SATANIST and as such illegible????

 

i can see some things as being a BIT relevant but attending a chinese wedding :confused: surely a racist statement if ever i saw one :mad:

there is a further page of NO-NO`s just as big :mad:

 

never mind hard line extremist moslems we have some VERY sick christians out there

 

(edit note - shrunk the pics a little to make loading and reading easier - Newt)

 

[ 09. February 2004, 07:06 PM: Message edited by: Newt ]

[Norrie]

Chesters, You had better believe that there are some sick christians out there, I could tell you some stories that would make your'e blood boil, but not on here. :mad: :mad:

[jeepster]

interesting to see they make a distinction between hard rock and heavy metal, thats metallist surely? and since when did cocaine and heroin become hallucinogenic?

the christian church is one of the most evil organisations around, and i make no apologies to any christians reading this. they are the most bigoted, small minded, fascistic, hypocritical, evil church today. luckily their followers generally wont die for the cause, otherwise those moslems would be looking all cute and cuddly all of a sudden.

[chesters1]

good job there isnt religeous discrimination over here 3/4 of the other page lists "false religeons" included is "japanese flower arranging" another taboo item is "tatoos (see leviticus 19:28)" :confused: and "Uri Geller" but worst is yoga (involves eastern demon worship) :mad:

i`d defy any "normal" person NOT to have done at least 1 on the list YOU SATANISTS

i would like to know the legallity of the questionaire and the "allowance" bit ,i suspect though being a "religouse" center not only dont pay council tax but also employment law has little effect either nor the race descrimination act ,i shall skip sending it back living through the 60`s immediatly puts ticks in many boxes and i have fornicated out of wedlock

 

[ 09. February 2004, 06:39 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

[jeepster]

ahhhh leviticus, my favourite book, well either that or satanism for beginners.......

 

it amazes me that they think they can get away with such rubbish in the 21st century, although most clergy and church related people i've met seem to exist sometime around 1954.

[Johnny Boy]

Judging by that list, these people must be freaky !

 

What the hell (sorry!) is left for entertainment ?

[jeepster]

a cup of tea and songs of praise. they have to turn the tv off before antiques roadshow starts though, watching hugh scully is the closest i've ever got to worshipping a false god. although i did once see some fine old edwardian floating trumpets on there once

[Excalibur]

Is it just sceptical old me, ( and sorry in advance for doubting you, Chesters) or do I spot a little gentle wind-up here ?

[Cranfield]

"contact with corpses" ????? :confused:

[Lid]

I'm with Excalibur on this one. It has to be a wind up. Although I have only known chesters1 for a while here on AN, there's little doubt in my mind that this is a prank at your expense!