A new government threat but we (the NMA) will prevail

[Newt]

National Machete Association Under Threat

[Chris Plumb]

Please tell me this is a spoof - Isn't it???

 

Chris

[chesters1]

quote:

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"Them East Coast types just don't get it," said a shirtless Hastings, brandishing a silver 14-inch model he bought at a recent machete show

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14" :confused: thats a penknife ,a machette is far longer its probably a columbian one he`s had foisted on him

[Excalibur]

quote:

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14" thats a penknife ,a machette is far longer its probably a columbian one he`s had foisted on him

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No dear Chesters, it's obvious. It's a sawn off machete, preferred weapon of criminals!

 

PS. There was an attempted armed robbery at my local timber yard this week, which was foiled a worker with a chainsaw. Police are looking for a sawn off thief with a shotgun! (Two Ronnies, 1988)

[Newt]

Chris Plumb:

Please tell me this is a spoof - Isn't it???

Spoof of the NRA (National Rifle Association) to be precise.

[Excalibur]

Must be slipping. I was sure it was for real, wanted to know where to send my subscription.

[chesters1]

it fooled me but then it IS america

[Gray-Catchpole]

Down wit the NMA long live the LKB

 

****ers, when my son cant walk on the street without getting asaulted, the Little Knife BoYs" had my son a few weeks ago, poor kid came home scared to death, police did/couldnt do a thing.

 

tossers

 

[ 01. December 2002, 02:39 AM: Message edited by: Gray-Catchpole ]

[Chris Plumb]

Newt:

Spoof of the NRA (National Rifle Association) to be precise.

And who say's the Americans' have no sense of irony???

 

Chris

[poledark]

Gray, organise a vigilante group, get the names of those concerned and follow them around for a while. Seperate them and make them feel frightened of being on their own.

 

Place I lived when I was a youth(?) had trouble with a few nutters and the dads got to waiting outside the houses where they lived, and would follow them everywhere they went. I think the message got home that there was no escape.

 

On a lighter note, I was standing on the pavement at New Cross one day and a black guy jumped out of a window, closely followed by another one weilding a machete. Thank christ they were only larking about, I must admit that I was a little bit startled (actually almost wet meself)

 

Den