Four questions

[chris parker]

Well done Mathew

 

The questions were originally asked a management training session I went to nobody got them right including myself. Goes to show I.Q. of people on this site.

 

Chris

[Alan Taylor]

chris parker:

Goes to show I.Q. of people on this site.

 

Chris

I knew it all the time but did'nt want spoil your topic and fun

 

Alan(nl)

[Davy Holt]

chris parker:

Well done Mathew

 

The questions were originally asked a management training session I went to nobody got them right including myself. Goes to show I.Q. of people on this site.

 

Chris

So do I get a prize for getting 3 out of 4 then???

 

[ 05. December 2002, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: Davy Holt ]

[chesters1]

ofcourse my owner knew but he didnt tell me

[chris parker]

You sure do Dave, How about a weekend in our Caravan and a couple of sessions freelining live eel for Bass.

 

Chris

[Alan Taylor]

chris parker:

You sure do Dave, How about a weekend in our Caravan and a couple of sessions freelining live eel for Bass.

 

Chris

Wish I had tried harder now

 

Alan(nl)

[chesters1]

i went on a manual handling course at the uni once ,after the spiel the chap donned a waistcoat with loads of pockets :confused: (he never explained why) and demonstrated lifting variouse items ,when my turn came i lifted the fire extinguisher by the handle on the top ,no he says you bend your knees :confused: this annoyed me i then MADE SURE my knees remained straight in all further tasks ,he couldnt explain why i shouldnt use the handle carefully placed on the top to lift it by :confused: ,he then put a five gallon container on the floor ,bent his knees and lifted it , he didnt answer why i couldnt lift it by the handle on the top from the bench where it origanaly was :confused:

a question time came at the end ,my question was what would i do incase of fire if i was on a ship???? my answer of opening the sea cocks ,as the ship sunk the fire would be extinguished ,didnt seem to satisfy him ,never the less we all passed ,my certificate went in the bin as i went out ,several hundred pounds wasted on a chap with lots of pockets

as my job mostly consisted of moving p.c`s and workstations to the front of a desk so i could see the inventory number on the back bending my knees whilst doing so would result in a bloody chin ,sounds dangerouse to me

 

[ 07. December 2002, 06:36 PM: Message edited by: chesters1 ]

[Dan]

'Scuse me but since when did giraffes live in the jungle?!

dan

[wirral sea fishing]

Dan:

'Scuse me but since when did giraffes live in the jungle?!

dan

they don't but they were on the way to the meeting of course !

[Jim Roper]

What steps would you take if you were in a field and a bull in the field went mad??

 

The answer is on a record entitled "Daft as oi looks" c1937.

 

Jim Roper